OK You've just won the lottery! - Page 2

Tchocky · 05-09-10, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Unfortunately I don't wear hats so buying a new one would just seem wasteful.

Pshaw. You've won the lottery! Time to start!

STEED · 05-09-10, 12:42 PM

Spend it all before the tax man gets a whiff of it.

frau kaleun · 05-09-10, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Tchocky

Pshaw. You've won the lottery! Time to start!

Maybe you're right, this one looks nice:

Jimbuna · 05-09-10, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Maybe you're right, this one looks nice:

This one might suit you better

frau kaleun · 05-09-10, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

This one might suit you better

What, no bells? I DEMAND BELLS!

Platapus · 05-09-10, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

This one might suit you better

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

What, no bells? I DEMAND BELLS!

I guess Frau Kalen does not like fuzzy balls in front of her face.

frau kaleun · 05-09-10, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

I guess Frau Kalen does not like fuzzy balls in front of her face.

Of course not. I keep my collection in jars up on the mantel. Actually wearing them on a hat would be so déclassé.

Jimbuna · 05-09-10, 02:56 PM

Bells it shall be

HundertzehnGustav · 05-09-10, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

You're lazy

Why not chart a course for a rewarding career aboard my pirate ship? Competitive wages, flexible hours, full medical and dental, and I'm planning on hiring ex-hooters girls for bar wenches

That be no map needed to find that booty, matey

go sail off somalia? hunt down some tankers for additionalm revenue...

frau kaleun · 05-09-10, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Bells it shall be

And now... let all mere mortals fear the jingling of my approach.

raymond6751 · 05-09-10, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

1) Hire a good tax lawyer

2) Put 25% of after-tax total into offshore account, give 50% to various people/institutions, save 25% for business venture (below)

3) 1/2 scale fully-functional 3rd-rate ship-of -the-line replica tricked out like a pirate ship and furnished with belowdecks restaurant/bar and several leisure areas. Available for private parties, dinner cruises, educational field trips, and children's birthday parties. Resarrrrrvations required.

That ship lounge. Heck of an idea! Man, that would be a blast and make a profit surely.

longam · 05-09-10, 05:15 PM

Invest most to live on. Help the family as much as I could, Get an RV and see America.

Task Force · 05-09-10, 06:28 PM

Hmm.

First: Look at it for a second... probably with the words WTF going through my head

Second: then id be happy

Soon after id move... to europe maby, or a nice place in the US. Soon followed by a nice car, house, a Speedboat and suff.

Id spend about 3 to 4 million of it, save the rest up for life.

but ya know, the lottery around here has gotten to 266 million. I FEEL JIPPED!

If I got that.

Id have a Nice boat, car and a WW2 Tiger, or panther tank. something Ive always wanted.

GoldenRivet · 05-09-10, 06:42 PM

After paying taxes i would probably have about $6,500,000 left over.

1. I would buy my wife and I some acreage in the country and build myself a grass strip runway a hangar and a quaint log home (not tiny but not sprawling either).

this would leave me with about $6,000,000

2. I would buy a Thunder Mustang, a mint 1944 L4 Cub, and a Boeing Stearman

this would leave me with about $5,300,000

3. I would pay off my truck and spend about $10,000 tricking it out with cool accessories.

this would leave me with about $5,265,000

4. I would donate about $1.5M to various charities

this would leave me with about $3,765,000

5. I would pay off my mothers home and my best friend's home

this would leave me about $3,400,000 which i would use to live out the remainder of my days in peace, quiet and solitude.

antikristuseke · 05-09-10, 06:54 PM

1. Get drunk
2. Pay off my debts
3. Buy a house
4. Invest and live of interest
5. Repeat 1

05-09-10, 12:42 PM	#17
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Spend it all before the tax man gets a whiff of it. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

05-09-10, 02:56 PM	#23
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,788 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Bells it shall be __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-09-10, 06:28 PM	#28
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Hmm. First: Look at it for a second... probably with the words WTF going through my head Second: then id be happy Soon after id move... to europe maby, or a nice place in the US. Soon followed by a nice car, house, a Speedboat and suff. Id spend about 3 to 4 million of it, save the rest up for life. but ya know, the lottery around here has gotten to 266 million. I FEEL JIPPED! If I got that. Id have a Nice boat, car and a WW2 Tiger, or panther tank. something Ive always wanted. __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

05-09-10, 06:42 PM	#29
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	After paying taxes i would probably have about $6,500,000 left over. 1. I would buy my wife and I some acreage in the country and build myself a grass strip runway a hangar and a quaint log home (not tiny but not sprawling either). this would leave me with about $6,000,000 2. I would buy a Thunder Mustang, a mint 1944 L4 Cub, and a Boeing Stearman this would leave me with about $5,300,000 3. I would pay off my truck and spend about $10,000 tricking it out with cool accessories. this would leave me with about $5,265,000 4. I would donate about $1.5M to various charities this would leave me with about $3,765,000 5. I would pay off my mothers home and my best friend's home this would leave me about $3,400,000 which i would use to live out the remainder of my days in peace, quiet and solitude. __________________

05-09-10, 05:15 PM	#27
longam Admiral Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,014 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	Invest most to live on. Help the family as much as I could, Get an RV and see America.

05-09-10, 06:54 PM	#30
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	1. Get drunk 2. Pay off my debts 3. Buy a house 4. Invest and live of interest 5. Repeat 1