Recommended Punishment?

frau kaleun · 05-04-10, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Yeah. Mess with our Frau and you could get a first hand examination of the keel

Er... just checking... we do all understand that this is a joke, right, and that my pwecious fee-fees were never actually hurt?

Not that making KK dress up like the Langtree's brothel avatar isn't a perfectly fine idea, just on principle.

nikimcbee · 05-04-10, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Er... just checking... we do all understand that this is a joke, right, and that my pwecious fee-fees were never actually hurt?

Not that making KK dress up like the Langtree's brothel avatar isn't a perfectly fine idea, just on principle.

Yeah, but he still has to dress as Carmen miranda-bangkok-avatar for a week though.

Platapus · 05-04-10, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Er... just checking... we do all understand that this is a joke, right, and that my pwecious fee-fees were never actually hurt?

Let's not let the facts interfere with the merciless persecution of one of our members.

However, since this is his first infraction, I am inclined to be lenient and only recommend the death penalty.

krashkart · 05-05-10, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

However, since this is his first infraction, I am inclined to be lenient and only recommend the death penalty.

I'd much rather have the cake.

Admiral8Q · 05-05-10, 04:23 AM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

I'd much rather have the cake.

Or the chicken

Sailor Steve · 05-11-10, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Let's not let the facts interfere with the merciless persecution of one of our members.

Psst! Best replace that with "prosecution". We'll get more people on our side that way.

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However, since this is his first infraction, I am inclined to be lenient and only recommend the death penalty.

Yea! Death...

by cake!

frau kaleun · 05-11-10, 06:39 PM

Oh, I think the humiliation of being relentlessly paintballed would be sufficient.

A person has to live with humiliation.

Lord_magerius · 05-11-10, 06:47 PM

How about a tattoo in the middle of his forehead saying Frau kaleun's bitch. We agree not to kill him if he agrees never to have it removed...

Too far?

Platapus · 05-11-10, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Let's not let the facts interfere with the merciless persecution of one of our members.

Psst! Best replace that with "prosecution". We'll get more people on our side that way.

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Psst! Best replace that with "prosecution". We'll get more people on our side that way.

Yea! Death...

by cake!

Persecution/prosecution, all the same.

He is a warlock. Burn the warlock!

He turned me in to a newt!

I got better.

TLAM Strike · 05-11-10, 09:06 PM

Krashkart to truly repent your transgression and receive forgiveness for insulting a female crew member there is an ancient SubSim custom that must be followed...

... you must write a note of regret using submarine hull numbers for adjectives, nouns or verbs. The recipient must then correlate the hull number to the name of the sub to determine the adjective, noun or verb used.

frau kaleun · 05-11-10, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Krashkart to truly repent your transgression and receive forgiveness for insulting a female crew member there is an ancient SubSim custom that must be followed...

... you must write a note of regret using submarine hull numbers for adjectives, nouns or verbs. The recipient must then correlate the hull number to the name of the sub to determine the adjective, noun or verb used.

That sounds like too much work. For me, I mean.

Jimbuna · 05-12-10, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Krashkart to truly repent your transgression and receive forgiveness for insulting a female crew member there is an ancient SubSim custom that must be followed...

... you must write a note of regret using submarine hull numbers for adjectives, nouns or verbs. The recipient must then correlate the hull number to the name of the sub to determine the adjective, noun or verb used.

Or you could simply send a suitcas or big carrier bag of large denomination used notes.

Addy:
The Jimbuna Benevolant Fund
Jimbuna Land
United Kingdom of Jimbuna
GWX 300

TarJak · 05-12-10, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Or you could simply send a suitcas or big carrier bag of large denomination used notes.

Addy:
The Jimbuna Benevolant Fund
Jimbuna Land
United Kingdom of Jimbuna
GWX 300

Or simply buy everyone at subsim a beer... then hand deliver them. Your round Krashkart.

frau kaleun · 05-12-10, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Or you could simply send a suitcas or big carrier bag of large denomination used notes.

Addy:
The Jimbuna Benevolant Fund
Jimbuna Land
United Kingdom of Jimbuna
GWX 300

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Originally Posted by TarJak

Or simply buy everyone at subsim a beer... then hand deliver them. Your round Krashkart.

I veto these suggestions on the grounds that they don't revolve enough around me.

nikimcbee · 05-12-10, 10:34 PM

Poor krashkart. Maybe I should start a legal fund for him?

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TLAM Strike Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Rochester, New York Posts: 8,633 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 6	Krashkart to truly repent your transgression and receive forgiveness for insulting a female crew member there is an ancient SubSim custom that must be followed... ... you must write a note of regret using submarine hull numbers for adjectives, nouns or verbs. The recipient must then correlate the hull number to the name of the sub to determine the adjective, noun or verb used. __________________

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Poor krashkart. Maybe I should start a legal fund for him? __________________

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frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Oh, I think the humiliation of being relentlessly paintballed would be sufficient. A person has to live with humiliation.

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Lord_magerius Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Right by the hydrophone station Posts: 724 Downloads: 96 Uploads: 0	How about a tattoo in the middle of his forehead saying Frau kaleun's bitch. We agree not to kill him if he agrees never to have it removed... Too far?