Arizona's Law

Beached whales usually don't have a chance to take advantage of welfare.

Given half a chance some bleeding heart liberal will ensure they get it, they will even campaign to get special welfare offices set up on the beach just for undocumented whales.
It wouldn't happen in Mexico I tell ya, they know what to do with foriegn whales down there.

I honestly didn't expect to get a reply on that one.

Why not? it made just as much sense as the opening post does