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Old 04-24-10, 03:18 PM   #631
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Smile for the camera.
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Old 04-24-10, 03:20 PM   #632
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If you give me a ticket I'll lose my licence, then I'll have to buy a bike....and park it here.
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Old 04-24-10, 04:37 PM   #633
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Krashkart: I just been sent to the brig for 2 weeks, I'll go insane?
Okay that's not funny! I just had to go scrambling to find one of his posts to make sure he wasn't actually in the brig.
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Old 04-24-10, 04:58 PM   #634
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The defendant was arrested on the charge of concealing a pair of 38's

Defendant maintains that the 38's were not concealed

The judge says he needs to look into this deeper.
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Old 04-24-10, 08:21 PM   #635
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Okay that's not funny! I just had to go scrambling to find one of his posts to make sure he wasn't actually in the brig.
Now that is funny!
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Old 04-24-10, 09:35 PM   #636
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Up yours TarJak!!
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Old 04-25-10, 05:56 AM   #637
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I'm no Kaas Kop...I'm a football hooligan.
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Old 04-26-10, 08:22 PM   #638
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$50 you can't guess my sex!
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Old 04-27-10, 12:54 AM   #639
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Officer Malarkey's attempts to cool his chest hair using his car's air conditioner caused his partner some discomfort.
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Old 04-27-10, 01:39 AM   #640
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Due to not standing his own flatulence he pumps the bad air outside!
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Old 04-27-10, 06:45 AM   #641
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I wonder if that tash on his upper lip impedes him when he's in suction mode
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Old 04-27-10, 06:50 AM   #642
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New from DumTel; Inflat-a-Cop! In just 2 minutes your own inflatable law enforcer! But wait that's not all...
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Old 04-27-10, 07:16 AM   #643
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The latest method for ridding the streets of all that trash.
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Do you have the ring Jim, are you ready to exchange vows?
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Old 04-27-10, 10:32 AM   #645
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I vow never to go near anything even remotely resembling that!!
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