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04-22-10, 08:14 AM
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Dipped Squirrel Operative
 Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky
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What about the Gorn against James Kirk ?
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04-22-10, 08:32 AM
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Rear Admiral
 Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again.
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John McClane vs. The Death Star!
The admiral has hastily directed his men to apprehend the vigilante wreaking havoc upon his brand new battlestation. "We must capture this renegade before he causes any more trouble on the Death Star. Our first target, Earth, will be in range in 24 hours. He must be stopped by then. If we fail, the Emperor will come here and punish us personally." Behind them they hear a set of blast doors open. The admiral and his legion of storm troopers turn and see a horrifying sight. There sits Darth Vader, slumped over dead in a chair. He is wearing a Santa hat, and something is written in blood on Darth Vader's black cape. As they unfurl it, the admiral reads the message: "Ho Ho Ho. Now I have a light saber!" |
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04-22-10, 08:34 AM
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Lucky Jack
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Location: Finland
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04-22-10, 08:35 AM
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Navy Seal
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Location: Valhalla
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04-22-10, 08:53 AM
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Navy Seal
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Rochester, New York
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