Women whom wear revealing clothing cause...

[Castout]

Okay I admit it it's me

[SteamWake]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

Watched an episode of 'wierd weapons' and this was mentioned

[krashkart]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

True, but I take full responsibility for the 2004 tsunami, and have sworn a solemn oath never to go commando on Christmas again.

After tuning the Dish Network to an obscure deity frequency I begged the question: "Is it cool that frau kaleun will never go comando again on Christmas? Cuz, she like caused a tsunami here on Earth and...". I was muffled immediately. God appeared before me, thumped me on the chest with his wriggly tentacles and shouted, "You ***hole! I'm watching Big Bang Theory and you interrupt me with such nonsense?!? One more peep outta you, mister, and you will never find a decent beer again!". He disappeared with a flash, leaving a pile of cigarette butts all over my floor.

So, I guess that means you're in the clear.

Originally Posted by SteamWake

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb

Watched an episode of 'wierd weapons' and this was mentioned

Hadn't heard of that one.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by krashkart

After tuning the Dish Network to an obscure deity frequency I begged the question: "Is it cool that frau kaleun will never go comando again on Christmas? Cuz, she like caused a tsunami here on Earth and...". I was muffled immediately. God appeared before me, thumped me on the chest with his wriggly tentacles and shouted, "You ***hole! I'm watching Big Bang Theory and you interrupt me with such nonsense?!? One more peep outta you, mister, and you will never find a decent beer again!". He disappeared with a flash, leaving a pile of cigarette butts all over my floor.

You forgot "First I Must Sprinkle You With Fairy Dust."

10. The Earth quakes and the heavens rattle; the beasts of nature flock together and the nations of men flock apart; volcanoes usher up heat while elsewhere water becomes ice and melts; and then on other days it just rains. 11. Indeed do many things come to pass. - HBT; The Book of Predictions, Chap. 19

[SteamWake]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

You forgot "First I Must Sprinkle You With Fairy Dust."

10. The Earth quakes and the heavens rattle; the beasts of nature flock together and the nations of men flock apart; volcanoes usher up heat while elsewhere water becomes ice and melts; and then on other days it just rains. 11. Indeed do many things come to pass. - HBT; The Book of Predictions, Chap. 19

Sounds a little like Al Gore

[CaptainHaplo]

water becomes ice and melts

It does this when I put it in the freezer and then take it back out again.

[SteamWake]

Originally Posted by CaptainHaplo

water becomes ice and melts

It does this when I put it in the freezer and then take it back out again.

When sprinkled liberally with adult beverages !

Hmmm skimpy clothing causes earthquakes.

I guess the Gods like to watch those boobs shake!

[Castout]

Umm if politicians could take credits for things they don't deserve taking credits for

THEN

they could be blamed for things that they didn't take responsibility in too!


....


Fair game
I blame Harry Lee of Singapore and Kim Jong Il of North Korea for the earthquakes

and I blame my country's finance minister Sri Mulyani for the Icelandic volcano eruption because she claimed to have saved the nation from the global crisis.

[TarJak]

Brings about a whole new meaning for the question: "Did the earth move for you darling?"

[Jimbuna]

Originally Posted by Castout

Okay I admit it it's me

I knew it all along

[Oberon]

Does that make these women HAARPies?

I'll get my coat...

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Oberon

Does that make these women HAARPies?

I'll get my coat...

And I'll be sure to tip my server.

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

And I'll be sure to tip my server.

Server tipping, is that like cow tipping?

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Rilder

Server tipping, is that like cow tipping?

Yes, but you have to try the veal first.