Mormons

CaptainHaplo · 04-18-10, 10:30 PM

When someone like this knocks on your door - remember these three questions:

Is God the 3 Omni's? (Omniscient, Omnipotent, Omnipresent - All knowing, All powerful, All present aka everywhere)

Does hell (the lake of fire, place of eternal torment - whatever) exist?

If so - what did God do to be in hell - because by definition he has to be there.......

Be attentive as you watch them scratch their heads, look confused, and slowly start to smoke from the ears. At this point its a good time to take an extra step back as they are likely to blow a fuse and wander off aimlessly and lost.

Go back inside and have a good laugh....

04-18-10, 10:30 PM	#10
CaptainHaplo Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,404 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	When someone like this knocks on your door - remember these three questions: Is God the 3 Omni's? (Omniscient, Omnipotent, Omnipresent - All knowing, All powerful, All present aka everywhere) Does hell (the lake of fire, place of eternal torment - whatever) exist? If so - what did God do to be in hell - because by definition he has to be there....... Be attentive as you watch them scratch their heads, look confused, and slowly start to smoke from the ears. At this point its a good time to take an extra step back as they are likely to blow a fuse and wander off aimlessly and lost. Go back inside and have a good laugh.... __________________ Good Hunting! Captain Haplo