Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation - Page 2

krashkart · 04-17-10, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

What's wrong with you? Never heard of kayak messengers?

Kayak messengers? I thought they were still using messages in bottles.

Sailor Steve · 04-17-10, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

Kayak messengers? I thought they were still using messages in bottles.

That's what you get with the cheap rates.

"When will my message arrive?"

"Sometime between next month and 2015."

Jimbuna · 04-17-10, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

That's what you get with the cheap rates.

"When will my message arrive?"

"Sometime between next month and 2015."

Simply wait till the ice flows melt

les green01 · 04-17-10, 07:52 PM

hmmm mine gets mad if i concact her

TLAM Strike · 04-17-10, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Rilder

Wait your telling me that Denmark isn't in Europe, but in Wisconsin?

First Stalin's daughter is in my state now entire countries are in my state!!

Whats next, is the entire Earth inside Wisconsin?

Geography is a crazy thing. Did you know the Dutch moved their capital to New York back in 1710, The Swiss did too, as did the Spaniards.

The Miracle at Dunkirk happened on Lake Eire, U-Boats were based here too.

Also most of the Illegal Aliens in the USA come from New York.

And I bet Skybird doesn't know this but the Prophet Mohammad is buried in NY State as well.

NY State

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Originally Posted by les green01

hmmm mine gets mad if i concact her

Then I think you're her stalker...

August · 04-18-10, 12:46 AM

In Maine there are towns named: Wales, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Mexico, Peru, China, and Poland.

Wolfehunter · 04-18-10, 01:54 AM

She might be bipolar?

Blacklight · 04-18-10, 02:07 AM

Almost this exact same thing happened to me with one of my ex girlfriends once.

TLAM Strike · 04-18-10, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by August

In Maine there are towns named: Wales, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Mexico, Peru, China, and Poland.

Neat.

Almost forgot we got a Planet inside New York!

Romulus New York

... yes we monitor the Neutral Zone closely...

nikimcbee · 04-18-10, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by August

Denmark Wisconsin.

Say no more. That's all you need to know.

nikimcbee · 04-18-10, 09:18 PM

We'll atleast he found out the cheap way. He could be paying alimoney instead.

Chad · 04-18-10, 09:47 PM

Just glad I don't have that problem!

nikimcbee · 04-18-10, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Chad

Just glad I don't have that problem!

You just cursed yourself. Congrats.

Falkirion · 04-18-10, 11:51 PM

LMAO that girl needs to listen to her boyfriend when he tells her things. My girl knows I don't listen sometimes and always calls me on it. Least I know she listens to me when I talk.

nikimcbee · 04-18-10, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Falkirion

LMAO that girl needs to listen to her boyfriend when he tells her things. My girl knows I don't listen sometimes and always calls me on it. Least I know she listens to me when I talk.

What her brain heard...

04-17-10, 07:52 PM	#19
les green01 Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Freeman Missouri Posts: 1,784 Downloads: 1405 Uploads: 0	hmmm mine gets mad if i concact her __________________ I'll tell you what bravery really is. Bravery is just determination to do a job that you know has to be done. Audie Murphy

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August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,215 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	In Maine there are towns named: Wales, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, Mexico, Peru, China, and Poland. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

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Wolfehunter Crusty Capt. Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 2,752 Downloads: 40 Uploads: 25	She might be bipolar? __________________

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Blacklight Ocean Warrior Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Connecticut Posts: 2,507 Downloads: 145 Uploads: 0	Almost this exact same thing happened to me with one of my ex girlfriends once. __________________ Be my friend or be a mushroom cloud. "I am coming at you. You will explode in a couple of minutes !"

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	We'll atleast he found out the cheap way. He could be paying alimoney instead. __________________

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Chad ACE Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Kansas City Posts: 1,274 Downloads: 60 Uploads: 0	Just glad I don't have that problem! __________________

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Falkirion Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Melbourne, AUS Posts: 1,043 Downloads: 34 Uploads: 0	LMAO that girl needs to listen to her boyfriend when he tells her things. My girl knows I don't listen sometimes and always calls me on it. Least I know she listens to me when I talk.