Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation

daft · 04-17-10, 02:47 AM

He is away for 14 days and doesn't get in touch even once? I guess I could buy the fear of roaming charges, but we have Internet cafés in Europe you know.

Schroeder · 04-17-10, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by daft

He is away for 14 days and doesn't get in touch even once? I guess I could buy the fear of roaming charges, but we have Internet cafés in Europe you know.

I even heard that some people in Europe own things called "telephones" through which one can talk to people over incredible distances. They even say that those "telephones" have occasionally been seen outside of private property for everyone to use (for a small fee that is...) But I don't believe that, it's just a conspiracy. Global communications is a myth!

Blood_splat · 04-17-10, 08:10 AM

Well it didn't take her long to nail someone.

krashkart · 04-17-10, 08:52 AM

"And when they hate you... boy do they hate you" -- Don't I know it.

daft · 04-17-10, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Schroeder

I even heard that some people in Europe own things called "telephones" through which one can talk to people over incredible distances. They even say that those "telephones" have occasionally been seen outside of private property for everyone to use (for a small fee that is...) But I don't believe that, it's just a conspiracy. Global communications is a myth!

Nah, that is just too unbelievable. I don't buy it!

krashkart · 04-17-10, 11:19 AM

Could have turned out much worse:

I'm not macabre.

August · 04-17-10, 11:28 AM

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Nah, that is just too unbelievable. I don't buy it!

Even if it were true you can't anchor telephone poles on the atlantic ocean for crumps sake.

Sailor Steve · 04-17-10, 12:37 PM

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Even if it were true you can't anchor telephone poles on the atlantic ocean for crumps sake.

What's wrong with you? Never heard of kayak messengers?

krashkart · 04-17-10, 12:44 PM

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What's wrong with you? Never heard of kayak messengers?

Kayak messengers? I thought they were still using messages in bottles.

Sailor Steve · 04-17-10, 03:38 PM

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Kayak messengers? I thought they were still using messages in bottles.

That's what you get with the cheap rates.

"When will my message arrive?"

"Sometime between next month and 2015."

Jimbuna · 04-17-10, 11:32 AM

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Nah, that is just too unbelievable. I don't buy it!

Me neither....next they'll be telling you every country knows about the discovery of electricity.

04-17-10, 02:47 AM	#1
daft Captain Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 493 Downloads: 15 Uploads: 0	He is away for 14 days and doesn't get in touch even once? I guess I could buy the fear of roaming charges, but we have Internet cafés in Europe you know. __________________ And God said: \"Let there be Narrowband!\"

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krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	Could have turned out much worse: I'm not macabre. __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

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Blood_splat Samurai Navy Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Beneath the waves Posts: 568 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	Well it didn't take her long to nail someone.