Scam email dork

Dowly · 04-14-10, 06:04 PM

There always is and if you ask me, they deserve it.

conus00 · 04-14-10, 06:31 PM

Dear Sir,
please do not bother me with the offer of petty 2.5 million dollars. I am rich beyond your wildest dreams and that amount equates to my DAILY spending budget. As a matter of fact the time I spent to type this response has cost me about $100,000. Please, reply to this email with your whole name, address and the equivalent of your social security number so I can submit it to my lawyers.

They will be contacting you shortly with a bill in regards to wasting my time.

Sincerely,

conus00

tater · 04-14-10, 06:35 PM

http://www.419eater.com/

These guys answer the emails, and string the perps along to F with them.

Win!

SteamWake · 04-14-10, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tater

http://www.419eater.com/

These guys answer the emails, and string the perps along to F with them.

Win!

Yea I was gonna put that up but stayed my hand... funny stuff though.

Sailor Steve · 04-14-10, 07:42 PM

Well, that's a new one! I like the one I got some time ago from "The FBI".

Jimbuna · 04-15-10, 06:36 AM

You been surfing on the Farida Waziri porn site again?

STEED · 04-16-10, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by conus00

Dear Sir,
please do not bother me with the offer of petty 2.5 million dollars. I am rich beyond your wildest dreams and that amount equates to my DAILY spending budget. As a matter of fact the time I spent to type this response has cost me about $100,000. Please, reply to this email with your whole name, address and the equivalent of your social security number so I can submit it to my lawyers.

They will be contacting you shortly with a bill in regards to wasting my time.

Sincerely,

conus00

I like that.

I'm going to use it.

04-14-10, 06:31 PM	#2
conus00 Grey Wolf Join Date: May 2008 Location: DB85 Posts: 804 Downloads: 166 Uploads: 0	Dear Sir, please do not bother me with the offer of petty 2.5 million dollars. I am rich beyond your wildest dreams and that amount equates to my DAILY spending budget. As a matter of fact the time I spent to type this response has cost me about $100,000. Please, reply to this email with your whole name, address and the equivalent of your social security number so I can submit it to my lawyers. They will be contacting you shortly with a bill in regards to wasting my time. Sincerely, conus00 __________________ Last edited by conus00; 04-14-10 at 09:56 PM.

04-14-10, 07:42 PM	#5
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Well, that's a new one! I like the one I got some time ago from "The FBI". __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-15-10, 06:36 AM	#6
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,743 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You been surfing on the Farida Waziri porn site again? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-14-10, 06:04 PM	#1
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,054 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	There always is and if you ask me, they deserve it.

04-14-10, 06:35 PM	#3
tater Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Mexico, USA Posts: 9,023 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 2	http://www.419eater.com/ These guys answer the emails, and string the perps along to F with them. Win!