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Old 04-05-10, 08:21 PM   #406
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No sex tonight daling....I do believe one has sh!t oneself!!
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Old 04-05-10, 11:59 PM   #407
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I hate it when he shows off his legs in public, they're better than mine!
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Old 04-06-10, 12:16 AM   #408
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Hang on darling, just straightening out the bed,
then you can have your way with me!
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Old 04-06-10, 06:18 AM   #409
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This has got to be the crappiest job I've ever had!!
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I had that one saved Jim! You beat me to it!!
You know the old saying! Two heads are better than one:
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Old 04-06-10, 10:35 AM   #411
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I think that's the Grooms job....don't you?
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But I didn't hide it there!!
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You are getting warmer... warmer... red hot!
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Oh your such a gentleman my dear!
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I wonder if I should wake him to tell him Obama will want his seat back?
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Typical summer setting at TarJaks residence!
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Old 04-07-10, 01:34 AM   #417
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I'm not sure which is more disturbing. The hose going in the back or the water coming out the front?



Psst! I'm going to stick his hand in that jug of water and see if we can make him pee.
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Psst! pass me the scissors, I'm going to cut his tie!
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Typical summer setting at TarJaks residence!
Is this what those Aussies call "Taking the pi$$?"
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I reckon another minute or two and he'll start to snore...then we should see his dentures fall out.
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