Techarin's if Silent Hunter 5 was the real deal

03-15-10, 09:49 AM

Epic!

Sailor Steve · 03-15-10, 10:07 AM

Brilliant!

And WELCOME ABOARD!

03-15-10, 10:09 AM

This should be continued. Seriously... this is awesome!

We demand more! MORE!

Bilge_Rat · 03-15-10, 10:21 AM

beauty!

03-15-10, 10:59 AM

Cost of SH5 (new) at Amazon: $48.48

Cost of SH5 (used) at Amazon: $43.07

Cost of SH community's time to make SH5 playable: 2 years

Kuniworth's post: priceless

Commie · 03-15-10, 11:31 AM

Double plus good!

Kuniworth · 03-15-10, 11:56 AM

Hooverhead posted some interesting things too:

First of all I can't play for 2 days because this drm.

THen uboat is impossible to figure out how to manage. No manual, no useful commands, nothing. Me and my crew just looks on each other like it is some kind of circle jerk.

And you finally manage to move this son of an *** uboat at last you have to talk to that stinking disgusting cook and his special ability. Cook better food? Well not exactly my first priority I have to decide if I should kill the pirate dude or finding ways to man the ****ing deck gun. Can crew die btw or do you have drag along that moronic pirate and his *** buddies for the whole war? Where is the realism in that? Do they never speak of anything different? Just Bismarck It's like I'm not aboard an uboat but an asylum, we all are loonies trapped in a madhouse from hell.

So after 2 more days of downloading patch 1 and completing this completly stupid introduction(so0 Im captain of this moronic crowd gee thanks) it's off to sea. Can't figure anything out. Pirate stands like an drunken ***, no sonar from mr sound guy, laggy as hell, no one aboard this sorry ship heading for disaster have a clue(would be bye bye if not for the incompetent enemy that wont chase me except one stalker day and night). I think some dudes were trapped on deck when we submerged btw.

Anyway, finally our floating zoo stumbles into this troop transport. Notice something is wrong(besides everything else)the torps moves in 100 knots and the freighter flies away into the air and disappear!! Eh hm ok. Yeah you heard me ship just took off and flies away. Flying dutchman??? Buggy game? Well apperently only I reacted of the loonies aboard. Maybe I was hallucinating after 10 beers to cope with this nightmare of a game.

Silent hunter 3 had almost everything right or within sight. But no you just could'nt follow it up. You had to get the pirate in, you just had to make it some fantasy arcade shoot em up moronic crap.

Please save us from this nightmare. I just wanna smash screen when the pirate says he wants respect. Hell no boy, it's judgement day for you crazt *** motha****er.

Finally some chap sunk us and put us all out of misery. Thank god. I think everyone aboard felt happy the tragic saga had come to an end.

03-15-10, 10:07 AM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Brilliant! And WELCOME ABOARD! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

03-15-10, 10:21 AM	#4
Bilge_Rat Silent Hunter Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: standing watch... Posts: 3,856 Downloads: 344 Uploads: 0	beauty! __________________

03-15-10, 09:49 AM	#1
Nippelspanner Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Epic!

03-15-10, 10:09 AM	#3
Nippelspanner Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	This should be continued. Seriously... this is awesome! We demand more! MORE!

03-15-10, 10:59 AM	#5
7Infanterie19 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Cost of SH5 (new) at Amazon: $48.48 Cost of SH5 (used) at Amazon: $43.07 Cost of SH community's time to make SH5 playable: 2 years Kuniworth's post: priceless

03-15-10, 11:31 AM	#6
Commie Machinist's Mate Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 122 Downloads: 8 Uploads: 0	Double plus good!

03-15-10, 11:56 AM	#7
Kuniworth Nub Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 2 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Hooverhead posted some interesting things too: First of all I can't play for 2 days because this drm. THen uboat is impossible to figure out how to manage. No manual, no useful commands, nothing. Me and my crew just looks on each other like it is some kind of circle jerk. And you finally manage to move this son of an * uboat at last you have to talk to that stinking disgusting cook and his special ability. Cook better food? Well not exactly my first priority I have to decide if I should kill the pirate dude or finding ways to man the ing deck gun. Can crew die btw or do you have drag along that moronic pirate and his * buddies for the whole war? Where is the realism in that? Do they never speak of anything different? Just Bismarck It's like I'm not aboard an uboat but an asylum, we all are loonies trapped in a madhouse from hell. So after 2 more days of downloading patch 1 and completing this completly stupid introduction(so0 Im captain of this moronic crowd gee thanks) it's off to sea. Can't figure anything out. Pirate stands like an drunken *, no sonar from mr sound guy, laggy as hell, no one aboard this sorry ship heading for disaster have a clue(would be bye bye if not for the incompetent enemy that wont chase me except one stalker day and night). I think some dudes were trapped on deck when we submerged btw. Anyway, finally our floating zoo stumbles into this troop transport. Notice something is wrong(besides everything else)the torps moves in 100 knots and the freighter flies away into the air and disappear!! Eh hm ok. Yeah you heard me ship just took off and flies away. Flying dutchman??? Buggy game? Well apperently only I reacted of the loonies aboard. Maybe I was hallucinating after 10 beers to cope with this nightmare of a game. Silent hunter 3 had almost everything right or within sight. But no you just could'nt follow it up. You had to get the pirate in, you just had to make it some fantasy arcade shoot em up moronic crap. Please save us from this nightmare. I just wanna smash screen when the pirate says he wants respect. Hell no boy, it's judgement day for you crazt * motha****er. Finally some chap sunk us and put us all out of misery. Thank god. I think everyone aboard felt happy the tragic saga had come to an end.