A message from subsim Tech support

nikimcbee · 03-09-10, 01:17 AM

Hi, Dis iz Snugglez. Subsim'z servers will be down for scheduled maintinance while we clean out the ferret fur, buna spam, doggy treatz, and dried vegimite out ofNeal'z server cpu fanz.
No itz not true, dat Neal iz upgrading his serverz from commiedore 64 some sum tandyz 4800 with 1200baud internetz. He haz fastest internetz in hustonz metro area, atleast 4800 baud phone-jack internetz.

If you are kalling about forum trollz, please hang up and call animal control as seen on animal planet.

If you are calling Neal about the pre-orderz of SH6, pleaz call back later.

krashkart · 03-09-10, 01:26 AM

Hi Snuggles.

The server ate my three bean salad. May I have it back, please?

Reece · 03-09-10, 01:31 AM

Hi Snuggles, do you know who attacked the UBI servers today? Did you have a paw in it somewhere?

nikimcbee · 03-09-10, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

Hi Snuggles.

The server ate my three bean salad. May I have it back, please?

Okay, sorry, snugglz wuz digging in fridge and found it. I can returnz it in about 8 hourz, but I needz to pick out da kitty litter.

krashkart · 03-09-10, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Okay, sorry, snugglz wuz digging in fridge and found it. I can returnz it in about 8 hourz, but I needz to pick out da kitty litter.

Oh... uh... thank you, Snuggles. I guess the server can keep my coffee.

nikimcbee · 03-09-10, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reece

Hi Snuggles, do you know who attacked the UBI servers today? Did you have a paw in it somewhere?

No, dat wuz snugglz tail, I got itz caught in da cd-romz again.

It wuz not da alkaiduhz or the taleban attacking serverz today, dat iz just unbeliver rumo(u)r. Here, is a Subsim HR training video clips on how da servers work and server attacx:

Bob: I have server attaks at my favoritz internetz sitez: Why is this happen?

Jane, Yes, I am not able to log onto the face books.

Guy in blue: That chick has nice boobz.

Now, is it harrasment for the guy in blue to stare at the merchendise?

Dis iz one of wayz subsims server haz problemz

Dey attacks subsims (in this case tanksims).

Actuall picture for Neal's server (10 min ago from capt. amerika webcam guy took pix)
Neal is okay.

nikimcbee · 03-09-10, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

Oh... uh... thank you, Snuggles. I guess the server can keep my coffee.

Oh, dat is a common problem, dat is not a cup holder, but you put the cd in dat. and den you clozez it.

Reece · 03-09-10, 02:02 AM

Hi again Snuggles, thank you for responding quickly, I must add that I like Jane's boobs too!!

PS. Back off Dowly I saw them first!!

TarJak · 03-09-10, 06:27 AM

G'day snuglz Can you explain how Ubisoft's OSP DRM scheme works and explain the coincidence that when Neal is doing a server upgrade the Ubisoft Servers go offline and all of a sudden when the upgrade is finished Ubi's sh!t works again????

Ooowww! I got a question mark in my eye.

Jimbuna · 03-10-10, 08:32 AM

Keep up the good work Snuglz

nikimcbee · 03-10-10, 11:04 AM

(meanwhile, back in Neal's Garage)....

ring...
Hi, dis iz snugglz-
caller: OMG subsimz iz down!
Snugglz: hold please.

ring...
Snugglz: Hi, dis iz...
Caller #2: OMG OMG OMG, subsimz is down.
hold please...

10 minutes later and 537 calls...

ring...
Snugglz:

Note from subsim managment: Snugglz is currently on paid holiday to recover from the subsim server change over.

Reece · 03-10-10, 06:58 PM

Poor Snugglz, can't blame him, I hope he gets well soon, is he seeing a shrink?

TarJak · 03-10-10, 08:45 PM

No he's about the right size now.

Reece · 03-10-10, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TarJak

No he's about the right size now.

Har! Har! it is to laugh!!

TarJak · 03-10-10, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reece

Har! Har! it is to laugh!!

OK

03-09-10, 01:17 AM	#1
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	A message from subsim Tech support Hi, Dis iz Snugglez. Subsim'z servers will be down for scheduled maintinance while we clean out the ferret fur, buna spam, doggy treatz, and dried vegimite out ofNeal'z server cpu fanz. No itz not true, dat Neal iz upgrading his serverz from commiedore 64 some sum tandyz 4800 with 1200baud internetz. He haz fastest internetz in hustonz metro area, atleast 4800 baud phone-jack internetz. If you are kalling about forum trollz, please hang up and call animal control as seen on animal planet. If you are calling Neal about the pre-orderz of SH6, pleaz call back later. __________________

03-09-10, 01:31 AM	#3
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,701 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Hi Snuggles, do you know who attacked the UBI servers today? Did you have a paw in it somewhere? __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

03-09-10, 02:02 AM	#8
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,701 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Hi again Snuggles, thank you for responding quickly, I must add that I like Jane's boobs too!! PS. Back off Dowly I saw them first!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

03-10-10, 08:32 AM	#10
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Keep up the good work Snuglz __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-10-10, 11:04 AM	#11
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	(meanwhile, back in Neal's Garage).... ring... Hi, dis iz snugglz- caller: OMG subsimz iz down! Snugglz: hold please. ring... Snugglz: Hi, dis iz... Caller #2: OMG OMG OMG, subsimz is down. hold please... 10 minutes later and 537 calls... ring... Snugglz: Note from subsim managment: Snugglz is currently on paid holiday to recover from the subsim server change over. __________________

03-09-10, 01:26 AM	#2
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	Hi Snuggles. The server ate my three bean salad. May I have it back, please? __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

03-09-10, 06:27 AM	#9
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	G'day snuglz Can you explain how Ubisoft's OSP DRM scheme works and explain the coincidence that when Neal is doing a server upgrade the Ubisoft Servers go offline and all of a sudden when the upgrade is finished Ubi's sh!t works again???? Ooowww! I got a question mark in my eye.

03-10-10, 06:58 PM	#12
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,701 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Poor Snugglz, can't blame him, I hope he gets well soon, is he seeing a shrink? __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

03-10-10, 08:45 PM	#13
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	No he's about the right size now.