A message from subsim Tech support

nikimcbee · 03-09-10, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krashkart

Oh... uh... thank you, Snuggles. I guess the server can keep my coffee.

Oh, dat is a common problem, dat is not a cup holder, but you put the cd in dat. and den you clozez it.

Reece · 03-09-10, 02:02 AM

Hi again Snuggles, thank you for responding quickly, I must add that I like Jane's boobs too!!

PS. Back off Dowly I saw them first!!

TarJak · 03-09-10, 06:27 AM

G'day snuglz Can you explain how Ubisoft's OSP DRM scheme works and explain the coincidence that when Neal is doing a server upgrade the Ubisoft Servers go offline and all of a sudden when the upgrade is finished Ubi's sh!t works again????

Ooowww! I got a question mark in my eye.

Jimbuna · 03-10-10, 08:32 AM

Keep up the good work Snuglz

nikimcbee · 03-10-10, 11:04 AM

(meanwhile, back in Neal's Garage)....

ring...
Hi, dis iz snugglz-
caller: OMG subsimz iz down!
Snugglz: hold please.

ring...
Snugglz: Hi, dis iz...
Caller #2: OMG OMG OMG, subsimz is down.
hold please...

10 minutes later and 537 calls...

ring...
Snugglz:

Note from subsim managment: Snugglz is currently on paid holiday to recover from the subsim server change over.

Reece · 03-10-10, 06:58 PM

Poor Snugglz, can't blame him, I hope he gets well soon, is he seeing a shrink?

TarJak · 03-10-10, 08:45 PM

No he's about the right size now.

03-10-10, 08:32 AM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,964 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Keep up the good work Snuglz __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-10-10, 11:04 AM	#5
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	(meanwhile, back in Neal's Garage).... ring... Hi, dis iz snugglz- caller: OMG subsimz iz down! Snugglz: hold please. ring... Snugglz: Hi, dis iz... Caller #2: OMG OMG OMG, subsimz is down. hold please... 10 minutes later and 537 calls... ring... Snugglz: Note from subsim managment: Snugglz is currently on paid holiday to recover from the subsim server change over. __________________

03-10-10, 06:58 PM	#6
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,802 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Poor Snugglz, can't blame him, I hope he gets well soon, is he seeing a shrink? __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

03-09-10, 02:02 AM	#2
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,802 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Hi again Snuggles, thank you for responding quickly, I must add that I like Jane's boobs too!! PS. Back off Dowly I saw them first!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

03-09-10, 06:27 AM	#3
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	G'day snuglz Can you explain how Ubisoft's OSP DRM scheme works and explain the coincidence that when Neal is doing a server upgrade the Ubisoft Servers go offline and all of a sudden when the upgrade is finished Ubi's sh!t works again???? Ooowww! I got a question mark in my eye.

03-10-10, 08:45 PM	#7
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	No he's about the right size now.