Kiel

krashkart · 02-20-10, 07:20 PM

We laid the Kiel in September, and she was good!

frau kaleun · 02-20-10, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

We laid the Kiel in September, and she was good!

And I bet in October it'll Berne when you pee.

krashkart · 02-20-10, 07:41 PM

Oh snap! LMAO Stop you are Kiel-ing me!

02-20-10, 07:45 PM

Being in the services often means being deployed when the little one's decide to pop out of the hatch.

A learned from a sailor that the guy has to be there to lay the Kiel but does not have to be there for the launching.

I also learned never to say that to a pregnant woman...

frau kaleun · 02-20-10, 08:43 PM

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I also learned never to say that to a pregnant woman...

Wise man.

Reminds me of a story some comedian told on the radio a while back. His wife was six months pregnant and he was taking some time off of his usual road schedule to help out with more things at home.

One day he spent several hours doing chores outside the house and running errands. Every time he came through the living room his wife was lying on the couch napping. This went on all day. When he came in late in the afternoon with the dinner he'd picked up somewhere and she was STILL lying on the couch napping, he got a little irritated.

Trying but failing to keep the peevishness out of his voice, he started running down the list of all the things he'd accomplished that day - cutting the grass, sweeping out the garage, getting the oil changed on the cars, et cetera, et cetera. "And," he added, "I also picked up some dinner while I was out. What did you do today?"

"I made your son a kidney," his wife answered.

So he shut up and set the table.

krashkart · 02-20-10, 08:49 PM

Ayuh, nothin' more needed saying.

FIREWALL · 02-20-10, 09:06 PM

Wheeew. I'm a little out of breath.

After reading frau kaleuns post, I ran into the livingroom and looked my wife straight in the eye and yelled...

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING ANY NAPPING !!!

Boy did she give me a funny look.

Jimbuna · 05-13-11, 02:25 PM

Have a Kiel sandwich

frau kaleun · 05-13-11, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Have a Kiel sandwich

Are you sure it's Kiel on that sandwich?

Looks more like chicken Brest to me.

Jimbuna · 05-13-11, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Are you sure it's Kiel on that sandwich?

Looks more like chicken Brest to me.

Well that's got me stuffed

krashkart · 05-13-11, 02:39 PM

Try the Lorient-al chicken some time. *BA DUM PSH!*

Garion · 05-13-11, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Have a Kiel sandwich

It looks more like Road Kiel to me

I'll get my coat

Cheers

Garion

Herr-Berbunch · 05-13-11, 03:56 PM

02-20-10, 07:20 PM	#1
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	We laid the Kiel in September, and she was good! __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

02-20-10, 07:41 PM	#3
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	Oh snap! LMAO Stop you are Kiel-ing me! __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

02-20-10, 08:49 PM	#6
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	Ayuh, nothin' more needed saying. __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

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FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Wheeew. I'm a little out of breath. After reading frau kaleuns post, I ran into the livingroom and looked my wife straight in the eye and yelled... DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING ANY NAPPING !!! Boy did she give me a funny look. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

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Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,473 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Have a Kiel sandwich __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-20-10, 07:45 PM	#4
Randomizer Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Being in the services often means being deployed when the little one's decide to pop out of the hatch. A learned from a sailor that the guy has to be there to lay the Kiel but does not have to be there for the launching. I also learned never to say that to a pregnant woman...

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krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	Try the Lorient-al chicken some time. BA DUM PSH! __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

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