Inventor introduces us to new Sex robot...

antikristuseke · 02-07-10, 07:26 PM

Dowly stores his spare under the bed, im sure he'll lend it to you for a test drive.

Weiss Pinguin · 02-07-10, 07:46 PM

You'll probably wanna take it to a mechanic first

Reece · 02-07-10, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Weiss Pinguin

You'll probably wanna take it to a mechanic first

For a checkup and a service!

Thanks for the tip!

AVGWarhawk · 02-08-10, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Weiss Pinguin

You'll probably wanna take it to a mechanic first

Yeah, she is due for the 3000 pump oil and filter change. No lube though. She got plenty of that.

Platapus · 02-08-10, 09:24 AM

/facepalm

They go to all the trouble of making a robot that can engage in sex and they decide to make it talk?????

That's the problem we had with the "original" model.

antikristuseke · 02-08-10, 10:51 AM

That was one of my first thoughts aswell :P

Weiss Pinguin · 02-08-10, 11:38 AM

I'm sure someone will crack it soon enough

sharkbit · 02-08-10, 11:52 AM

I'm still waiting for someone to invent one of these:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasmatron

Probably much more effective and cuts right to the chase.

Dowly · 02-07-10, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Dowly stores his spare under the bed, im sure he'll lend it to you for a test drive.

Aye, I won the lottery and spend all the winnigs to buy as many of those I could... my parents wont talk to me anymore...

TarJak · 02-08-10, 12:30 AM

but your Fembots will. Only problem is they always say the same thing. You shoudl try modding them.

Weiss Pinguin · 02-08-10, 12:43 AM

I hear the new models use DRM...

Reece · 02-08-10, 12:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Weiss Pinguin

I hear the new models use DRM...

Yes that's for checking to see if you have a pirate copy, plus downloading the latest sounds such as moans and groans!!

Also they check to see if it's being used correctly, they care.

TarJak · 02-08-10, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Reece

Yes that's for checking to see if you have a pirate copy, plus downloading the latest sounds such as moans and groans!!

Also they check to see if it's being used correctly, they care.

They just want their customers to have the best experience possible. Where do you plug in the RJ45 jack?

nikimcbee · 02-08-10, 02:45 AM

Here Dowly, I ordered you this book, it should help clarify some things:
http://www.amazon.com/Love-Sex-Robot.../dp/0061359750

I think, it's kinda like the kama-sutra, but with robots!

HunterICX · 02-08-10, 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

but your Fembots will. Only problem is they always say the same thing. You shoudl try modding them.

like what...

''Dowly, how you mean you are finished, I didn't feel a thing!''
''please try again''

HunterICX

02-07-10, 07:46 PM	#2
Weiss Pinguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Auburn, Alabama Posts: 3,333 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 0	You'll probably wanna take it to a mechanic first __________________

02-08-10, 09:24 AM	#5
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,396 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	/facepalm They go to all the trouble of making a robot that can engage in sex and they decide to make it talk????? That's the problem we had with the "original" model. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

02-08-10, 11:38 AM	#7
Weiss Pinguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Auburn, Alabama Posts: 3,333 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 0	I'm sure someone will crack it soon enough __________________

02-08-10, 11:52 AM	#8
sharkbit The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 1,529 Downloads: 334 Uploads: 0	I'm still waiting for someone to invent one of these: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasmatron Probably much more effective and cuts right to the chase. __________________ “Prejudice is blind. There will always be someone who says you aren’t welcome at the table. Stop apologizing for who you are and using all your energy trying to change their minds. Yes, you will lose friends, maybe even family. But you will gain your self-respect. You will know your worth. Once you have that, nothing can stop you.”

02-08-10, 12:43 AM	#11
Weiss Pinguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Auburn, Alabama Posts: 3,333 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 0	I hear the new models use DRM... __________________

02-07-10, 07:26 PM	#1
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Dowly stores his spare under the bed, im sure he'll lend it to you for a test drive.

02-08-10, 10:51 AM	#6
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	That was one of my first thoughts aswell :P

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	but your Fembots will. Only problem is they always say the same thing. You shoudl try modding them.

02-08-10, 02:45 AM	#14
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Here Dowly, I ordered you this book, it should help clarify some things: http://www.amazon.com/Love-Sex-Robot.../dp/0061359750 I think, it's kinda like the kama-sutra, but with robots! __________________