Simulation Interface 02/02/10

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by swampa

When you get the brown underpants of fear you will be invincible

That is not what I meant when I ordered the release of Bold.

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by sergei

Ooh, is he holding the +5 periscope of magical sinking?

Is that a +5 periscope or are you just happy to see me?

[Sgtmonkeynads]

Don't forget your spear and magic helmet.....

[sergei]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

No, he's just adjusting the jockstrap of accuracy

Man I wish I'd had that when I was younger.
Went everywhere I tell you.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by sergei

Man I wish I'd had that when I was younger.
Went everywhere I tell you.

[karamazovnew]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

? What else?

[IanC]

Originally Posted by karamazovnew

? What else?

You can use it to pad your bra.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by karamazovnew

? What else?

Originally Posted by frau kaleun
No, he's just adjusting the jockstrap of accuracy

Originally Posted by sergei
Man I wish I'd had that when I was younger.
Went everywhere I tell you.

Granted, Kleenex won't solve the accuracy problem, but it might help reduce the collateral damage.

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by IanC

You can use it to pad your bra.

Well, you can, if it makes you feel better.



Is there something you want to share with us, I mean, confidentially, shipmate to shipmates? We promise not to judge.

[IanC]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Well, you can, if it makes you feel better.



Is there something you want to share with us, I mean, confidentially, shipmate to shipmate? We promise not to judge.

Well on those special nights, when the moonlight comes in through my window, in just the right way, I like to put on... naw nevermind.

[frau kaleun]

[Platapus]

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Is there something you want to share with us, I mean, confidentially, shipmate to shipmates? We promise not to judge.

I am a Kaluen & I am OK
I sleep all night & I stand watch all day

I sink merchant ships, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea

I am a Kaluen & I am OK
I sleep all night & I stand watch all day

I sink merchant ships, I skip & jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women´s clothing
And hang around in bars

I am a Kaluen & I am OK
I sleep all night & I stand watch all day

I sink merchant ships, I wear high heels
Suspenders & a bra
I wish I would been a girlie
Just like my dear Papa.......


Phew, feels good to get that off my chest. I could not keep it a secret any longer

[frau kaleun]

*sobbing*

Oh, Platapus... and I thought you were so rugged!

[Lord Justice]

Thoughts, a dangerous act, thats why i was a grand master at chess

[LiveGoat]

Needs to be DarNified.
BTW does equipping the Ritterkreuz give any bonuses to skills?

Originally Posted by Adriatico

Crew management...