Calif. School district bans 'explicite book'..

conus00 · 01-26-10, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Hmmm... lemme see... how do I explain this in a way appropriate to my delicate sensibilities?

First of all, "I" stands for "In."

"P" stands for something you would put In something else.

"V" stands for the something else you would put it In.

This configuration is generally the one that results in conception of a child, if no preventive measures have been taken.

Great explanation even without using terms P---- and V----- (which are medical terms BTW)

frau kaleun · 01-26-10, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by conus00

Great explanation even without using terms P---- and V----- (which are medical terms BTW)

Medical terms?

No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. "P" stands for "pie" and "V" stands for "vacuum cleaner."

I don't know where babies come from where you are, young man, but that's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Now if you'll excuse me I need to find my smelling salts - I feelz a swoon comin' on.

Letum · 01-26-10, 05:28 PM

Why are you hoovering up pies?!

Pies are lovely and sweet things, fit only for consumption by people and a
few other higher mammals*; not vacuum cleaners.

*Humans, Walrus, Urang-Utang, all marsupials and catfish (I know they arn't mammals).

Schroeder · 01-26-10, 05:41 PM

Do you want to discriminate vacuum cleaners by denying them pie?

They have feelings too!
You could get sued for that.

Thread successfully derailed....

But conus00 is spot on: why do we (and I mean we Europeans too) always want to please the minority even if it pi**es of the majority and doesn't make any sense at all?

frau kaleun · 01-26-10, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Letum

Why are you hoovering up pies?!

Pies are lovely and sweet things

Tell that to AVGWarhawk's crew. He's making 'em out of seagulls and I'm afraid to ask what else.

SteamWake · 01-26-10, 05:49 PM

The pie is a lie

Letum · 01-26-10, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

The pie is a lie

THE PIE IS NOT A LIE!
YOU WILL TAKE THAT BACK NOW!

The pie is real.
The pie is real.
The pie is real.
The pie is real.
The pie is real.

/clutches self and rocks back and forth.

frau kaleun · 01-26-10, 06:12 PM

There is no pie. There is only Zuul.

01-26-10, 05:28 PM	#3
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Why are you hoovering up pies?! Pies are lovely and sweet things, fit only for consumption by people and a few other higher mammals; not vacuum cleaners. Humans, Walrus, Urang-Utang, all marsupials and catfish (I know they arn't mammals). __________________

01-26-10, 05:41 PM	#4
Schroeder Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Banana Republic of Germany Posts: 6,170 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	Do you want to discriminate vacuum cleaners by denying them pie? They have feelings too! You could get sued for that. Thread successfully derailed.... But conus00 is spot on: why do we (and I mean we Europeans too) always want to please the minority even if it pi**es of the majority and doesn't make any sense at all? __________________ Putting Germ back into Germany.

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SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	The pie is a lie __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

01-26-10, 06:12 PM	#8
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	There is no pie. There is only Zuul.