Report: U.S. doing little about asteroids

[UnderseaLcpl]

Originally Posted by Letum

The US's lack of action here is nothing compared to the minute efforts
Romania is making to deal with a solar supa-nova.

I'm pretty sure Romania was delegated the task of preventing the worldwide ****-storm that will erupt if SH5 isn't up to par

Fortunately, I have a plan to prevent asteroids from colliding with the Earth. I just need a few million of you to donate a few hundred dollars apiece so I can produce my new documentary on the dangers of asteroids and how we can all help called "A Vexatious Verisimilitude".

I'm sure that once the word is out everyone will adopt my earth-saving steps to reduce gravity footprint, thereby reducing the chance of a catastrophic collision. Remember, it's for our children