An American tourist in London

Méo · 01-17-10, 04:09 PM

Jimbuna · 01-17-10, 04:17 PM

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket - he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie and promised to send the driver money from home but to no avail. The cabbie said, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!"

So the businessman was forced to hitch to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the same businessman returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport, and at the end of a long line of cabs, he saw the very driver who had refused him a ride when he was down on his luck. He thought for a moment and got into the first cab in the line.

"How much for a ride to the airport?" he asked?

"Fifteen bucks," came the reply.

"And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?" he added.

"What? Get the hell out of my cab!!"

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line with the same result.

When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied, "Fifteen bucks."
The businessman replied, "Okay," and off they went.

As they drove past the cabs in the long line, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs-up sign to each driver.

Sailor Steve · 01-17-10, 07:09 PM

Oh, man, that's just brutal!

Gotta love it!

stabiz · 01-17-10, 08:44 PM

All countries have an "enemy" they taunt, right? For Norwegians its Sweden. Those damned Swedes.

A swede called customer service in Scandinavian Airlines and inquired:

"How long does it take to fly from Stockholm to London?"
"One moment ..." answered customer service.
"Thank you very much," said the Swede and hung up.

JU_88 · 01-17-10, 08:51 PM

01-17-10, 04:17 PM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,755 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket - he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie and promised to send the driver money from home but to no avail. The cabbie said, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight. One year later the same businessman returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport, and at the end of a long line of cabs, he saw the very driver who had refused him a ride when he was down on his luck. He thought for a moment and got into the first cab in the line. "How much for a ride to the airport?" he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?" he added. "What? Get the hell out of my cab!!" The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line with the same result. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied, "Fifteen bucks." The businessman replied, "Okay," and off they went. As they drove past the cabs in the long line, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs-up sign to each driver. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-17-10, 07:09 PM	#3
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Oh, man, that's just brutal! Gotta love it! __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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stabiz Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 4,224 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	All countries have an "enemy" they taunt, right? For Norwegians its Sweden. Those damned Swedes. A swede called customer service in Scandinavian Airlines and inquired: "How long does it take to fly from Stockholm to London?" "One moment ..." answered customer service. "Thank you very much," said the Swede and hung up. __________________

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