Talking in your sleep

Spike88 · 01-08-10, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by sharkbit

I've often wondered how well that marriage has gone over the years.

If his wife is anything like my fiance, she could sleep through the apocalypse.

Jimbuna · 01-08-10, 04:24 PM

"Peeing standing up rules!" CLASSIC!!

AVGWarhawk · 01-08-10, 04:44 PM

Sharkbit made me remember my college room mates buddy who was a Vietnam helicopter pilot. He would often sit straight up in bed as if flying a helicopter over the war zone. He would call out to his crew and ground control. One night he was screaming that the helicopter was going down. He was moving his hands like pulling the controls. Yelling to everyone to bail. He then jumped off the bed as if bailing out of the damage helicopter. His wife said it scared the living hell out of her.

The mind does some strange things when it reached deep REM sleep.

Jimbuna · 01-09-10, 03:00 PM

Good job he wasn't a former Gynecologist

frau kaleun · 01-09-10, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Good job he wasn't a former Gynecologist

Somewhere here there's a great joke involving a man screaming "FIRE IN THE HOLE" in his sleep, but I'm just too tired to look for it.

Lt.Fillipidis · 01-09-10, 11:47 PM

I used to whisper "headshot" in my sleep some months ago when i spent *at least* 4 hours a day with my newly scoped gamo air rifle.

01-08-10, 04:24 PM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,645 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	"Peeing standing up rules!" CLASSIC!! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-08-10, 04:44 PM	#3
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,275 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Sharkbit made me remember my college room mates buddy who was a Vietnam helicopter pilot. He would often sit straight up in bed as if flying a helicopter over the war zone. He would call out to his crew and ground control. One night he was screaming that the helicopter was going down. He was moving his hands like pulling the controls. Yelling to everyone to bail. He then jumped off the bed as if bailing out of the damage helicopter. His wife said it scared the living hell out of her. The mind does some strange things when it reached deep REM sleep. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

01-09-10, 03:00 PM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,645 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Good job he wasn't a former Gynecologist __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

01-09-10, 11:47 PM	#6
Lt.Fillipidis Weps Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Veria, Greece Posts: 365 Downloads: 44 Uploads: 0	I used to whisper "headshot" in my sleep some months ago when i spent at least 4 hours a day with my newly scoped gamo air rifle.