Talking in your sleep

mookiemookie · 01-08-10, 11:37 AM

This woman writes down what her English husband says in his sleep. Some of these are priceless:

http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com/

My favorite: "Do you like what you see? No? Well, bloody look harder. Strain your eyes!"

(note: strong language)

AVGWarhawk · 01-08-10, 11:47 AM

The guy talks like he is possessed by a demon. You should hear my wife. She sings and talks clear as bell. It is funny.

SteamWake · 01-08-10, 11:49 AM

Quote:

"I'd rather peel off my skin and bathe my weeping raw flesh in a bath of vinegar than spend any time with you. But that's just my opinion. Don't take it personally."

Holy cow that dude has issues !

Thomen · 01-08-10, 12:46 PM

Wow.. I wonder what I say in my sleep. According to my wife I do talk while sleeping, but luckily, she doesnt speak German so she can't understand a word of it..

sharkbit · 01-08-10, 03:28 PM

Before my wife and I were married 11 years ago, we had to attend a marriage retreat in Estes Park, Colorado. (She's Catholic, I'm not, and the church required either this retreat or a once a week course for 8 weeks).

Anyway, the group (probably 15-20 couples) had to stay in a dorm, segregated of course-don't want any of that pre-marital hanky panky going on you know.

I was in a room with five other guys and one of them, who used to drive tanks in the Army, said he needed to warn us that he doesn't talk in his sleep, but screams in his sleep.

Sure enough, about 2 in the morning...."HERE THEY ****ING COME!!! GET READY!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! ARE YOU OK? AHHHHHH!!!!!"

Scared the hell out of all of us. Someone turns on the lights and he is in bed asleep. One of the guys wakes him up and asks if he's alright. He says he is. He asks if he was screaming. Somehow we eventually go back to sleep.

Next morning, the guy doesn't remember any of it.

I've often wondered how well that marriage has gone over the years.

Spike88 · 01-08-10, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by sharkbit

I've often wondered how well that marriage has gone over the years.

If his wife is anything like my fiance, she could sleep through the apocalypse.

01-08-10, 11:37 AM	#1
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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,253 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	The guy talks like he is possessed by a demon. You should hear my wife. She sings and talks clear as bell. It is funny. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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sharkbit The Old Man Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 1,529 Downloads: 334 Uploads: 0	Before my wife and I were married 11 years ago, we had to attend a marriage retreat in Estes Park, Colorado. (She's Catholic, I'm not, and the church required either this retreat or a once a week course for 8 weeks). Anyway, the group (probably 15-20 couples) had to stay in a dorm, segregated of course-don't want any of that pre-marital hanky panky going on you know. I was in a room with five other guys and one of them, who used to drive tanks in the Army, said he needed to warn us that he doesn't talk in his sleep, but screams in his sleep. Sure enough, about 2 in the morning...."HERE THEY ****ING COME!!! GET READY!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! ARE YOU OK? AHHHHHH!!!!!" Scared the hell out of all of us. Someone turns on the lights and he is in bed asleep. One of the guys wakes him up and asks if he's alright. He says he is. He asks if he was screaming. Somehow we eventually go back to sleep. Next morning, the guy doesn't remember any of it. I've often wondered how well that marriage has gone over the years. __________________ “Prejudice is blind. There will always be someone who says you aren’t welcome at the table. Stop apologizing for who you are and using all your energy trying to change their minds. Yes, you will lose friends, maybe even family. But you will gain your self-respect. You will know your worth. Once you have that, nothing can stop you.”

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Thomen Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: West Virginia Posts: 1,207 Downloads: 14 Uploads: 0	Wow.. I wonder what I say in my sleep. According to my wife I do talk while sleeping, but luckily, she doesnt speak German so she can't understand a word of it..