New furnace - A Tale of Two Winters

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

I called my buddy Jesse to whine. My biggest complaint is, furnaces are really old technology. The darn things are nothing more than a few pieces of pipe in a metal box. I can get a new hi tech computer for $500 and furnace costs $2000? Jesse said, "Why don't you take your computer and put it in the attic?" Not much help, that guy.

But that's what friends are for, to give you stupid but realistic answers! I've met Jesse, and I think he knows more than you do.

The homeless idea is a good one, until you see how much it costs to feed them. I think the new furnace might end up being cheaper.

How about this: Open the door to that nice connected garage you have, start the car and the bike and go to bed. You won't be warmer, but you'll suffocate a lot quicker and that will solve the problem, won't it?

Just remember to leave the latest GF to me in your will.