The Priest and the Frog

Sailor Steve · 01-04-10, 11:28 AM

'S okay. I posted it up in a slightly different version at least two years ago, so most of the folks who read it are either gone or don't remember. Heck, I'd forgotten myself until I saw the thread title.

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

"Stealing" really is overstating it, I think. He should know by now that his court documents are a matter of public record.

And my records are a matter for the courts, so

yourself!

AVGWarhawk · 01-04-10, 11:34 AM

I don't get it.

Sailor Steve · 01-04-10, 11:35 AM

You have to tell it with an Irish accent.

Jimbuna · 01-04-10, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

I don't get it.

I bet the frog did

FIREWALL · 01-04-10, 01:04 PM

AVGWarhawk · 01-04-10, 01:07 PM

No way. The frog has a water tight arse.

SteamWake · 01-04-10, 01:18 PM

Wait a minute I call shenanigans !

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sunny summer evening

Hitman · 01-04-10, 01:23 PM

Good one. Reminds me of this other from the spanish courts, back in the time when public blasphemy was still a delict:

The district Attorney to the accused man: "Admit that it is true that, back in september the 6th of last year you suddenly turned to your workmate in the laboratory yelling horrible insults and sh**ing on Mary, the Holy mother of God"

The accused: "No, no your Honor, I didn't do anything like that, I swear it"

The district Attorney: "So what did you say, then?"

The accused: "Oh, I simply turned around and said: "Mike, pay attention man ... you just threw sulfurous acid at my back"

frau kaleun · 01-04-10, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

No way. The frog has a water tight arse.

Not any more!

Jimbuna · 01-04-10, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

No way. The frog has a water tight arse.

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Not any more!

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01-04-10, 01:07 PM	#6
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,257 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	No way. The frog has a water tight arse. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

01-04-10, 01:23 PM	#8
Hitman Pacific Aces Dev Team Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Spain Posts: 6,109 Downloads: 109 Uploads: 2	Good one. Reminds me of this other from the spanish courts, back in the time when public blasphemy was still a delict: The district Attorney to the accused man: "Admit that it is true that, back in september the 6th of last year you suddenly turned to your workmate in the laboratory yelling horrible insults and sh**ing on Mary, the Holy mother of God" The accused: "No, no your Honor, I didn't do anything like that, I swear it" The district Attorney: "So what did you say, then?" The accused: "Oh, I simply turned around and said: "Mike, pay attention man ... you just threw sulfurous acid at my back" __________________ One day I will return to sea ...