Describe your dream cellphone criteria

SteamWake · 01-02-10, 11:37 PM

Wut in the hell do you need a terrabyte of memory in a cell phone for.

Castout · 01-03-10, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by SteamWake

Wut in the hell do you need a terrabyte of memory in a cell phone for.

I've got plenty of enemies to keep track of

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Well it was an exaggeration to the point of no restraint in memory. I was saying that my criteria are:
Strong, robust, reliable, no restraint in battery power or abundance in battery power, no restraint in memory(abundance of memory). E52 comes into the picture but I think I'll wait a couple of months until the price go down a little bit. Now it costs a tiny bit more than the E71 without much of the features(which I won't be needing anyway). But still would be nice to have a cellphone that doesn't require charging.

Buddahaid · 01-03-10, 01:54 AM

Makes calls when I want to and never rings.

Lt.Fillipidis · 01-03-10, 01:58 AM

My dream cell phone would auto-decline calls from my girlfriend when i want to and would find good excuses for everything i do wrong!

XabbaRus · 01-03-10, 03:38 AM

My ideal mobile phone would first of all be the size of a mosquito's balls.

The smaller the better. However it would have a touch sensitive screen upon which to view the football or any other popular sport, in HD.

Next it would have a gazillion pixel camera with a bunch of completely useless functions because it would have a tiny lens.

Lastly of all it would be accompanied with a slick ad campaign on the television advertising an online tools store to download with the tagline "Be a smug bast@rd today".

Skybird · 01-03-10, 04:15 AM

It has no ring tone, and no loud speaker. Doesn't need batteries, but has a politically correct inflatable 30x30 cm solar panel, and keeps my number hidden from everybody. Big F.U.-button for emergencies. Vibration alarm gets upgraded with electrocution-automatic against theft. For easier handling, all the many buttons get replaced with just two: one to switch it off, and one to activate self destruction. Ideally, the visual design is so terrible that I refuse to waste my money on it, and the package box smells disgusting and fishy so that I vomit on the salesman's desk. That's what they call a fun-phone. Visit your shop and get happy for free!

Castout · 01-03-10, 06:30 AM

Ummm good to know that in this new year at subsim I'm not the only lunatic around

. Thank you for being one! God save the looney!

TarJak · 01-03-10, 06:30 AM

I like the mobile phone I made when I was seven:

Steel_Tomb · 01-03-10, 08:08 AM

My dream phone?

Personally I would love to have something akin to the upcoming apple tablet computer, but half the size or something with a 12mp cam with some fancy gadgets... i like photography

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01-02-10, 11:37 PM	#1
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Wut in the hell do you need a terrabyte of memory in a cell phone for. __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

01-03-10, 03:38 AM	#5
XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	My ideal mobile phone would first of all be the size of a mosquito's balls. The smaller the better. However it would have a touch sensitive screen upon which to view the football or any other popular sport, in HD. Next it would have a gazillion pixel camera with a bunch of completely useless functions because it would have a tiny lens. Lastly of all it would be accompanied with a slick ad campaign on the television advertising an online tools store to download with the tagline "Be a smug bast@rd today". __________________

01-03-10, 04:15 AM	#6
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,719 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	It has no ring tone, and no loud speaker. Doesn't need batteries, but has a politically correct inflatable 30x30 cm solar panel, and keeps my number hidden from everybody. Big F.U.-button for emergencies. Vibration alarm gets upgraded with electrocution-automatic against theft. For easier handling, all the many buttons get replaced with just two: one to switch it off, and one to activate self destruction. Ideally, the visual design is so terrible that I refuse to waste my money on it, and the package box smells disgusting and fishy so that I vomit on the salesman's desk. That's what they call a fun-phone. Visit your shop and get happy for free! __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

01-03-10, 06:30 AM	#7
Castout Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jakarta Posts: 4,794 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 6	Ummm good to know that in this new year at subsim I'm not the only lunatic around . Thank you for being one! God save the looney! __________________ My blog: http://exposingsingapore.wordpress.com/

01-03-10, 08:08 AM	#9
Steel_Tomb Ace of the Deep Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Cambridgeshire - UK Posts: 1,128 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	My dream phone? Personally I would love to have something akin to the upcoming apple tablet computer, but half the size or something with a 12mp cam with some fancy gadgets... i like photography . __________________ _______________________________________________ System Spec: Intel Core 2 Duo 2.4Ghz \| 4Gb Corsair XMS2 Dominator DDR2 PC-2 6400 RAM \| XFX GeForce 8800GTS 640mb PCI-E \| Creative X-fi sound card \| 250Gb HDD \| *Rest In Peace Dave, you will be missed.*

01-03-10, 01:54 AM	#3
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,332 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	Makes calls when I want to and never rings.

01-03-10, 01:58 AM	#4
Lt.Fillipidis Weps Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Veria, Greece Posts: 365 Downloads: 44 Uploads: 0	My dream cell phone would auto-decline calls from my girlfriend when i want to and would find good excuses for everything i do wrong!

01-03-10, 06:30 AM	#8
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	I like the mobile phone I made when I was seven: