Hey Captain, wanna taste my soup: The SH5 nonsense thread - Page 11

oscar19681 · 11-24-09, 06:08 PM

Jippie!! For the first time in my five years subsim career my thread has been made into a sticky!!

Long live sticky!!

TarJak · 11-25-09, 03:32 AM

Just don't get your sticky on the carpet please.

ichso · 11-25-09, 03:36 AM

Why is there a sticky nonsense thread ? Half the other SH5 threads are nonsense so far and will keep that way until that game is finally released

JScones · 11-25-09, 03:38 AM

Just think, if we merged all the nonsense threads together, the number of threads in this forum would halve.

peabody · 11-25-09, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by JScones

Just think, if we merged all the nonsense threads together, the number of threads in this forum would halve.

Ahh.....ONE?

Morpheus · 11-25-09, 06:02 AM

i want a german uboat with female crew only!

my first officers name will be dori! she is 1,80 tall, blond, and sticks to my lipps!

you should see my torpedo loading officer - i love her hands!

there shall be no uniforms on my boat! god the almighty for sure did not intend to see my girlis in any other dress than then the one he gave them. we are undertaking long patrols in the pacific, so my girlis dont freeze. just the deck watch is alowed to wear a scarf.

btw. my cooks name will be helga. she is from böhmen, because they cook the best. she wont be so good looking, but her soup will remain the best in fleet. tbo, she's the only crewmember i wouldn't invite into my cabine.

any questions?

captain morph

long live captain morph and his girlieboat!

P.S. Damn! I just love those deepruns!

oscar19681 · 11-25-09, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morpheus

i want a german uboat with female crew only!

my first officers name will be dori! she is 1,80 tall, blond, and sticks to my lipps!

you should see my torpedo loading officer - i love her hands!

there shall be no uniforms on my boat! god the almighty for sure did not intend to see my girlis in any other dress than then the one he gave them. we are undertaking long patrols in the pacific, so my girlis dont freeze. just the deck watch is alowed to wear a scarf.

btw. my cooks name will be helga. she is from böhmen, because they cook the best. she wont be so good looking, but her soup will remain the best in fleet. tbo, she's the only crewmember i wouldn't invite into my cabine.

any questions?

captain morph

long live captain morph and his girlieboat!

P.S. Damn! I just love those deepruns!

You might get sticky hands after a while.

Sailor Steve · 11-25-09, 10:23 AM

I just hope they leave out the engine upgrades this thyme - souping up the boat just isn't to this old salt's taste.

AVGWarhawk · 11-25-09, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I just hope they leave out the engine upgrades this thyme - souping up the boat just isn't to this old salt's taste.

Steve...oh brother.....

Sailor Steve · 11-25-09, 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

...oh brother...

...where art thou?

Takeda Shingen · 11-25-09, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ichso

Why is there a sticky nonsense thread ? Half the other SH5 threads are nonsense so far and will keep that way until that game is finally released

I think that it's pretty self explanatory, but I'll indulge you anyway.

If everyone starts a new thread once they come up with something silly, we'll have a very ugly and very convoluted forum. Yes, there is nothing to talk about right now, but that will change in a few months. Also, this forum will reiceve a large influx of new members, and as such, it is important to have the forum organized to cut down on the amount of clutter that comes with each game release. In short, people need to be able to find the information they need without having to sort through 17 threads about soup.

I do hope that this was helpful. Feel free to indulge your silly.

The Management

Task Force · 11-25-09, 02:29 PM

hmm... so this is a nonsence thread I can post nonsense in...

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Yay for nonsence!!!

longam · 11-25-09, 03:00 PM

ajrimmer42 · 11-25-09, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I just hope they leave out the engine upgrades this thyme - souping up the boat just isn't to this old salt's taste.

I see what u did thar!

and lol @ this thread...

ichso · 11-25-09, 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

I think that it's pretty self explanatory, but I'll indulge you anyway.

If everyone starts a new thread once they come up with something silly, we'll have a very ugly and very convoluted forum. Yes, there is nothing to talk about right now, but that will change in a few months. Also, this forum will reiceve a large influx of new members, and as such, it is important to have the forum organized to cut down on the amount of clutter that comes with each game release. In short, people need to be able to find the information they need without having to sort through 17 threads about soup.

I do hope that this was helpful. Feel free to indulge your silly.

The Management

Sure, but most threads are opened with serious concerns and their posters think of them as valid contributions even if they end up in silly discussions.
I mean, just because people are free to write silly here won't make them write less silly in other threads

11-24-09, 06:08 PM	#151
oscar19681 Admiral Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: netherlands Posts: 2,020 Downloads: 119 Uploads: 0	Jippie!! For the first time in my five years subsim career my thread has been made into a sticky!! Long live sticky!! __________________ we live we die but death does not ends it. Jim Morrison 1943-1971

11-25-09, 03:36 AM	#153
ichso Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Germany's oldest city alive Posts: 1,066 Downloads: 57 Uploads: 0	Why is there a sticky nonsense thread ? Half the other SH5 threads are nonsense so far and will keep that way until that game is finally released __________________ My Subskins: http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=164169

11-25-09, 10:23 AM	#158
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I just hope they leave out the engine upgrades this thyme - souping up the boat just isn't to this old salt's taste. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

11-25-09, 02:29 PM	#162
Task Force Rear Admiral Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: SPACE!!!! Posts: 10,142 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	hmm... so this is a nonsence thread I can post nonsense in... N O N S C E N C E Yay for nonsence!!! __________________ Task Force industries "Taking control of the world, one mind at a time"

11-25-09, 03:32 AM	#152
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Just don't get your sticky on the carpet please.

11-25-09, 03:38 AM	#154
JScones Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,501 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Just think, if we merged all the nonsense threads together, the number of threads in this forum would halve.

11-25-09, 06:02 AM	#156
Morpheus Ensign Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 234 Downloads: 17 Uploads: 0	i want a german uboat with female crew only! my first officers name will be dori! she is 1,80 tall, blond, and sticks to my lipps! you should see my torpedo loading officer - i love her hands! there shall be no uniforms on my boat! god the almighty for sure did not intend to see my girlis in any other dress than then the one he gave them. we are undertaking long patrols in the pacific, so my girlis dont freeze. just the deck watch is alowed to wear a scarf. btw. my cooks name will be helga. she is from böhmen, because they cook the best. she wont be so good looking, but her soup will remain the best in fleet. tbo, she's the only crewmember i wouldn't invite into my cabine. any questions? captain morph long live captain morph and his girlieboat! P.S. Damn! I just love those deepruns!

11-25-09, 03:00 PM	#163
longam Admiral Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,014 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0