Woah that was close !

nikimcbee · 11-11-09, 10:40 PM

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Meh, these types of asteroids fly closely a few times per year, IIRC.

But hey - if it had actually hit, it would have been Bush's fault!

I'd love to hear the spin on that. You know msnbc would have a team working on that

Reaves · 11-11-09, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

I'd love to hear the spin on that. You know msnbc would have a team working on that

What spin? If he didn't waste so much money there would be an anti-asteroid department ready to launch countermeasures at them.

PLUS he installed a giant ASTEROID MAGNET in Boston so he could start an inter-galactic war in China.

Michael Moore said it so it must be true!

Fr8monkey · 11-11-09, 11:32 PM

Fox news would have reported that the asteroid strike was because God doesnt like Universal Health Care.

Torplexed · 11-11-09, 11:51 PM

The asteroid near miss is probably just part of the viral advertising campaign for Hollywood's latest piece of space junk....

Castout · 11-12-09, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Torplexed

The asteroid near miss is probably just part of the viral advertising campaign for Hollywood's latest piece of space junk....

Ssshhh it's a systematic global fraud most population are stupid, ignorant and timid. It has got to be exploited to the max

August · 11-12-09, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Reaves

What spin? If he didn't waste so much money there would be an anti-asteroid department ready to launch countermeasures at them.

PLUS he installed a giant ASTEROID MAGNET in Boston so he could start an inter-galactic war in China.

Michael Moore said it so it must be true!

Nah. For a good lie to work it has to be plausable.

Like this:

"Bush's tax cuts kept Congress from fully funding the Asteroid Defense Initiative.

bookworm_020 · 11-12-09, 07:51 AM

Can we send Bruce Willis up with a nuclear weapon an explode it. It may not damage the asteroid, but it will get rid of Bruce Willis!

HunterICX · 11-12-09, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020

Can we send Bruce Willis up with a nuclear weapon an explode it. It may not damage the asteroid, but it will get rid of Bruce Willis!

I rather get rid of Ben Affleck

HunterICX

Task Force · 11-12-09, 09:47 AM

wow a asteroid almost side swiped us... sounds like the streets here.

Weiss Pinguin · 11-12-09, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by HunterICX

I rather get rid of Ben Affleck

HunterICX

Michael Bay

August · 11-12-09, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by HunterICX

I rather get rid of Ben Affleck

HunterICX

Yeah, Liv Tyler is way to good for him.

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