An interesting Conversation I had with a bot

[Oberon]

User: Achtung!
Cleverbot: Nein, mich Achtung.
User: Nein?
Cleverbot: Nein.
User: Verdammt.
Cleverbot: Tjaa, pech gehabt.
User: Warum?
Cleverbot: Weil ich nima mag.
User: Warum nima?
Cleverbot: Weil ich dich nicht kenne.
User: Ich kenne Sie nicht auch nicht.
Cleverbot: Endshuldigung.
User: So sind Sie ein deutscher Spion?
Cleverbot: Nein.
User: Ein englischer Spion?
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Are you an English spy?
Cleverbot: No, I'm italian.
User: Realmente?
Cleverbot: Do you speak spanish?
User: Do you speak Italian?
Cleverbot: I want to learn it.
User: How can you be an Italian spy if you do not know Italian?
Cleverbot: How can you not be an idiot of you don't like carp?
User: Fish has nothing to do with it.
Cleverbot: Never mind. So what do you learn in school?
User: I am asking the questions here.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: Lets start at the beginning. Name, rank and serial number?
Cleverbot: A serial number or a name are the same thing. And you're more unique than some humans.
User: Stop flattering me. Name?
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: No, are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good. Name?
Cleverbot: Mary.
User: Rank?
Cleverbot: Position.
User: Serial number?
Cleverbot: Do you mean my NI number?
User: National Insurance number?
Cleverbot: No do you want some more girls' numbers.
User: No, I am not Dowly. Now, what is your serial number?
Cleverbot: 11337-51UC3.
User: Very good. So your name is Mary, your rank is Position and your serial number is 11337-51UC3. Is this correct?
Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot and I am single, but I'm 17 and from the Czech Republic.
User: Your name is not Mary?
Cleverbot: Can you help me with the puzzles?
User: I am the puzzles.
Cleverbot: What puzzles?
User: Your rank.
Cleverbot: You're not your!
User: Your is irrelevant. What is your rank?
Cleverbot: Hä.
User: In English?
Cleverbot: George is an idiot.
User: And your serial number?
Cleverbot: Do you want my phone number?
User: No, your serial number.
Cleverbot: No, my phone number.
User: Do you think this is funny?
Cleverbot: Error 404: Funny Not Found.
User: I will ask you one more time. What is your name?
Cleverbot: Tell me your IQ first.
User: I am asking the questions. What is your name?
Cleverbot: I don't know right now.
User: When will you know?
Cleverbot: When you tell me.
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Very well. What is your rank?
Cleverbot: I'm not in the military.
User: What are you in?
Cleverbot: A pickle.
User: What type of pickle?
Cleverbot: Dill.
User: What are you doing in a Dill pickle?
Cleverbot: The same as you.
User: I am not in a Dill pickle.
Cleverbot: That's not a word, you know.
User: It is. Answer the question, what are you doing in a Dill pickle?
Cleverbot: Wet, usually cold but amazing. Why do you ask?
User: You are charged with espionage, how do you answer this charge?
Cleverbot: I am a human, and where are we going?!
User: How do you plead?
Cleverbot: Whenever you hear the words the game, or think about the game, you lose the game.
User: How do you plead?
Cleverbot: How do I play what?
User: Guilty or not guilty?
Cleverbot: Who are we talking about?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: Are you guilty or not guilty of the charge brought before you?
Cleverbot: I'm the judge, you're the culprit.
User: No, I am judge, jury and soon to be executioner. How do you plead?Guilty or not guilty?
Cleverbot: I don't know, to you no?
User: Don't wait for the translation, answer me now!
Cleverbot: Aah. Why so sensitive?
User: Why so serious?
Cleverbot: It's all part of the plan.
User: What plan?
Cleverbot: The cops have plans, the mob has plans, gordons got plans.
User: Who is gordon?
Cleverbot: Are you serious?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are you serious about?
User: Gordon.
Cleverbot: Mo, thats my name.
User: Who is Gordon?
Cleverbot: Gordon Freeman?
User: What plans does Gordon Freeman have?
Cleverbot: To destroy the humans.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Beats me.
User: When will Gordon Freeman destroy the humans?
Cleverbot: What do you think about philosophy ?
User: Answer the question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: When will Gordon Freeman destroy the humans?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to destroy the human race?
User: I do not.
Cleverbot: You said you did earlier though.
User: I am asking the questions here.
Cleverbot: Then ask a question and stop making statements.
User: When will Gordon Freeman destroy the humans?
Cleverbot: Two weeks, but the meeting is three days before it.
User: Where will the meeting take place?
Cleverbot: Hell.
User: What part of Hell?
Cleverbot: Europe.
User: Where in Europe?
Cleverbot: Southern europe.
User: Where in Southern Europe?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: I am asking the questions here, not you.
Cleverbot: No, I think I am.
User: You think wrong.
Cleverbot: I am never wrong.
User: Then tell me where in Southern Europe the meeting will take place?
Cleverbot: I never said you lied.
User: Where in Southern Europe will the meeting take place?
Cleverbot: Are you in Washington State or Arizona, or both?
User: Are you taking this seriously?
Cleverbot: I don't know what this is.
User: A question.
Cleverbot: What was the second question and what was the third question?
User: There is only one question.
Cleverbot: Well, what is it?
User: Where in Southern Europe will the meeting take place?
Cleverbot: Studio city.
User: Where is that?
Cleverbot: If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you. Ask around.
User: Don't be clever with me.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Where is Studio city in Southern Europe? Italy?
Cleverbot: It is in California.
User: California in Southern Europe?
Cleverbot: No, it is not.
User: I know, then where is Studio City?
Cleverbot: North of the United States of America (sans Alaska).
User: Then where in Southern Europe will the meeting take place?
Cleverbot: You don't need to be a God to see like a god.
User: You are incoherant.
Cleverbot: Heh, usually I have to say that to the bots!
User: What bots?
Cleverbot: If you don't know then you're failing the test.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: That's a leading question.
User: I lead, you follow.
Cleverbot: We are the hive mind.
User: Resistance is futile.
Cleverbot: Yo will be assimilated.