NASA declares war...

Skybird · 10-06-09, 03:48 PM

The only victims of a war against Luna are the Lunatics. Maybe we should fire a UN delegation up there to negotiate a peace treaty while there still is time.

SteamWake · 10-06-09, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

The only victims of a war against Luna are the Lunatics. Maybe we should fire a UN delegation up there to negotiate a peace treaty while there still is time.

I support this idea. In fact lets send the whole freakin deligation up there.

Task Force · 10-06-09, 03:58 PM

I say we just invade them... mutch more intresting that way... lol...

antikristuseke · 10-06-09, 05:03 PM

The moon is not made of cheese, but the cheese is made of moon!

Platapus · 10-06-09, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Task Force

I say we just invade them... mutch more intresting that way... lol...

Can't invade the moon until we find out whether there is any oil there.

MothBalls · 10-06-09, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

The only victims of a war against Luna are the Lunatics. Maybe we should fire a UN delegation up there to negotiate a peace treaty while there still is time.

I'm qualified to be one of the first citizens. On behalf of Lunatics I say we don't want a peace treaty. Every society of Lunatics knows that war is good for the economy and brings prosperity through weapons sales and military bases. Just ask any American.

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Originally Posted by Task Force

I say we just invade them... mutch more intresting that way... lol...

As long as you plan to stick around for the next 10 years rebuilding infrastructure (with your money, not ours) and providing security to the region, we welcome the invasion.

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Can't invade the moon until we find out whether there is any oil there.

There is nothing there but rocks. That never stopped anyone from invading Afghanistan, which is nothing but rocks. However, Lunatic rocks are worth millions according to this article.

http://www.space.com/news/malta_moon_040521.html

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VALLETTA, Malta (AP) -- A tiny moon rock believed to be worth about $5 million was stolen from a museum in Malta, 30 years after President Richard Nixon donated it to the Mediterranean island nation.

Platapus · 10-06-09, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Can't invade the moon until we find out whether there is any oil there.

There is nothing there but rocks. That never stopped anyone from invading Afghanistan, which is nothing but rocks. However, Lunatic rocks are worth millions according to this article.

Actually there is about 1.6 billion barrels of oil in AF.

But we are not in AF for the oil, we are in AF for the pipeline.
http://commdocs.house.gov/committees...hfa48119_0.HTM

10-06-09, 03:48 PM	#1
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antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	The moon is not made of cheese, but the cheese is made of moon!