Hey Captain, wanna taste my soup: The SH5 nonsense thread - Page 2

Horatio Nelson · 09-06-09, 07:30 AM

taste good

JScones · 09-06-09, 07:34 AM

I wonder if U-boats had cockroaches? If so, the cook can save some of the provisions and just make this instead...

Jimbuna · 09-06-09, 07:43 AM

....and the officers could have crickets as a delicacy.

Kloef · 09-06-09, 07:46 AM

Snert rules!

But since i stopped eating meat its of my list,and i miss it in the Winter time,its not the same without the Hema worst..

The rest is not soup,its just horror

:rotfl:

Omg that poor Terrapin....

Horatio Nelson · 09-06-09, 07:51 AM

food = food

grashoppers are good to eat but not exepted in the west

EgoApocalypse · 09-06-09, 12:33 PM

Guys, Guys, Guys, Im about to have me dinner..........

Safe-Keeper · 09-06-09, 01:00 PM

Lapskaus = win.

joeljansson · 09-06-09, 01:01 PM

yea i just had mine. to bathrom mobile

spike12 · 09-06-09, 02:57 PM

'Scues me while i go pour some drain-o down my ear.

:rotfl:

CaptainMattJ. · 09-06-09, 10:07 PM

THat looks like the best part of that ran down your crack and ended up as a brown stain on the deck.:rotfl::rotfl:.i wouldnt even feed that to the migrant workers who load themselves into the deck gun with a grenade strapped to themselves to be shot at another ship. if i HAD migrant workers who loaded themselves w/ a grenade and shot themselves at other shipd........

CaptainMattJ. · 09-06-09, 10:11 PM

if it were up to me id rather eat my own ficies that what the submarine cook made for dinner. i would rather eat the dead mice with rabies that lived in the pit toilet in the submarine than that. id rather eat my own genitalia than that. id rather eat the warhead of a torpedo than that. UGhhhhhhhhhhhh

Fer32 · 09-06-09, 10:47 PM

Pork intestines soup, traditional dish in my country, yummy!

Hartmann · 09-06-09, 11:41 PM

Ideal for long patrols in winter

Morpheus · 09-07-09, 01:17 AM

I remember the story of a german uboat crew that had to blow their tanks, because one of the crew had to use the new toilet system in great depth. probably he had some delicious soup as posted before?

anyway. they had to surrender on the surface

hey, and how did you get into captivity ?

cheers,
morph

Kaleun_Endrass · 09-07-09, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morpheus

one of the crew had to use the new toilet system in great depth...they had to surrender on the surface

The funniest thing about that is: it was the COMMANDER of U-1206 that misused the new high-pressure toilet.
http://uboat.net/boats/u1206.htm

09-06-09, 07:30 AM	#16
Horatio Nelson Seaman Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Arnhem Posts: 32 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	ahahaha i eat this at Isla the Ometepe in Panama taste good __________________

09-06-09, 07:43 AM	#18
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,168 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	....and the officers could have crickets as a delicacy. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-06-09, 07:46 AM	#19
Kloef Weps Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Netherlands Posts: 360 Downloads: 30 Uploads: 0	Snert rules! But since i stopped eating meat its of my list,and i miss it in the Winter time,its not the same without the Hema worst.. The rest is not soup,its just horror:rotfl: Omg that poor Terrapin.... __________________ http://www.dutchsubmarines.com/ Last edited by Kloef; 09-06-09 at 08:18 AM.

09-06-09, 07:51 AM	#20
Horatio Nelson Seaman Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Arnhem Posts: 32 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	food = food grashoppers are good to eat but not exepted in the west __________________

09-06-09, 12:33 PM	#21
EgoApocalypse Lieutenant Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: The system might fail you. But dont fail youself................... Posts: 252 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	Guys, Guys, Guys, Im about to have me dinner.......... __________________

09-06-09, 07:34 AM	#17
JScones Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 5,501 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	I wonder if U-boats had cockroaches? If so, the cook can save some of the provisions and just make this instead...

09-06-09, 01:00 PM	#22
Safe-Keeper Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Norway Posts: 3,234 Downloads: 11 Uploads: 0	Lapskaus = win. __________________ First Strike Mod tester. Hardcore sub skipper.

09-06-09, 01:01 PM	#23
joeljansson Sparky Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: in front of the screen in sweden Posts: 158 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	yea i just had mine. to bathrom mobile __________________

09-06-09, 02:57 PM	#24
spike12 Gunner Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 98 Downloads: 113 Uploads: 0	'Scues me while i go pour some drain-o down my ear.:rotfl:

09-06-09, 10:07 PM	#25
CaptainMattJ. The Old Man Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,364 Downloads: 55 Uploads: 0	THat looks like the best part of that ran down your crack and ended up as a brown stain on the deck.:rotfl::rotfl:.i wouldnt even feed that to the migrant workers who load themselves into the deck gun with a grenade strapped to themselves to be shot at another ship. if i HAD migrant workers who loaded themselves w/ a grenade and shot themselves at other shipd........

09-06-09, 10:11 PM	#26
CaptainMattJ. The Old Man Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,364 Downloads: 55 Uploads: 0	if it were up to me id rather eat my own ficies that what the submarine cook made for dinner. i would rather eat the dead mice with rabies that lived in the pit toilet in the submarine than that. id rather eat my own genitalia than that. id rather eat the warhead of a torpedo than that. UGhhhhhhhhhhhh

09-06-09, 10:47 PM	#27
Fer32 Seaman Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 37 Downloads: 29 Uploads: 0	Pork intestines soup, traditional dish in my country, yummy!

09-06-09, 11:41 PM	#28
Hartmann Sea Lord Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Grid CH 26, Spain ,Barcelona Posts: 1,857 Downloads: 204 Uploads: 0	Ideal for long patrols in winter __________________ But this ship can't sink!... She is made of iron, sir. I assure you, she can. and she will. It is a mathematical certainty. Strength and honor

09-07-09, 01:17 AM	#29
Morpheus Ensign Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 234 Downloads: 17 Uploads: 0	I remember the story of a german uboat crew that had to blow their tanks, because one of the crew had to use the new toilet system in great depth. probably he had some delicious soup as posted before? anyway. they had to surrender on the surface hey, and how did you get into captivity ? cheers, morph