Milwaukee Mayor Beaten with Pipe!

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Originally Posted by August

But would you rather be beaten by a gun and die or shot with a pipe and die?

If I would die either way, then let me be shot with the pipe.
Very few pipes are able to shoot bullets of any caliber. I think I would enjoy
the fleeting novelty of being shot by a pipe much more than the more
mundane and, presumably more lengthy and painful, process of being beaten
to death with a gun.