The Wedding Ring

GoldenRivet · 07-30-09, 06:56 PM

thats why guys stick to gold bands without any identifying engravings (not for the penis reason) but because if anything happens to it...

be it

lost in a lake during a fishing trip
left at the house of a drunken one nighter
irretrievably lost in some body cavity of a stripper

you can always go down to wal mart and get a simple gold band.

just pay cash, burn the receipt.

If the shine on your new ring comes up... claim you were looking for some Christmas ideas at the jeweler and took them up on their offer of a free ring cleaning and buffing and its as good as new.

in the mean time she will be wondring what christmas ideas you managed to come up with... and in a few weeks time it will be scuffed up and dirty just like the one you lost in that strippers arse in Sacramento that one time that you try not to tell people about.

Aramike · 07-30-09, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

thats why guys stick to gold bands without any identifying engravings (not for the penis reason) but because if anything happens to it...

be it

lost in a lake during a fishing trip
left at the house of a drunken one nighter
irretrievably lost in some body cavity of a stripper

you can always go down to wal mart and get a simple gold band.

just pay cash, burn the receipt.

If the shine on your new ring comes up... claim you were looking for some Christmas ideas at the jeweler and took them up on their offer of a free ring cleaning and buffing and its as good as new.

in the mean time she will be wondring what christmas ideas you managed to come up with... and in a few weeks time it will be scuffed up and dirty just like the one you lost in that strippers arse in Sacramento that one time that you try not to tell people about.

GR, you sound like a man of experience!

GoldenRivet · 07-30-09, 07:17 PM

well a man has to know these things

07-30-09, 07:18 PM

Oh gods, I hope he didn't wake up with morning wood. :rotfl::rotfl:

TarJak · 07-30-09, 07:30 PM

I;m not sure which story is worse. The Queenslander or GR losing his wedding ring in a strippers arse???

GoldenRivet · 07-30-09, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by TarJak

I;m not sure which story is worse. The Queenslander or GR losing his wedding ring in a strippers arse???

it just might be a hypothetical situation

Aramike · 07-31-09, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by GoldenRivet

it just might be a hypothetical situation

Uh, oh ... anyone got a good lead on a marriage councellor for GR?

GoldenRivet · 07-31-09, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Aramike

Uh, oh ... anyone got a good lead on a marriage councellor for GR?

lol

07-30-09, 06:56 PM	#1
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	thats why guys stick to gold bands without any identifying engravings (not for the penis reason) but because if anything happens to it... be it lost in a lake during a fishing trip left at the house of a drunken one nighter irretrievably lost in some body cavity of a stripper you can always go down to wal mart and get a simple gold band. just pay cash, burn the receipt. If the shine on your new ring comes up... claim you were looking for some Christmas ideas at the jeweler and took them up on their offer of a free ring cleaning and buffing and its as good as new. in the mean time she will be wondring what christmas ideas you managed to come up with... and in a few weeks time it will be scuffed up and dirty just like the one you lost in that strippers arse in Sacramento that one time that you try not to tell people about. __________________

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GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	well a man has to know these things __________________

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	I;m not sure which story is worse. The Queenslander or GR losing his wedding ring in a strippers arse???