Trapped Nude with a dryer on his head

Platapus · 06-25-09, 07:43 PM

Let's hope he does not breed.

GoldenRivet · 06-25-09, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Let's hope he does not breed.

NO NO NO

lets hope he DOES breed, but produces all females

think what easy prey a young virile woman would be bent over into a dryer in the nude.

helplessness in its purest form!

bookworm_020 · 06-26-09, 01:48 AM

Knowing our luck he's already had offspring

Jimbuna · 06-26-09, 06:46 AM

It turned out the clothes in the dryer weren't even his

SteamWake · 06-26-09, 10:26 AM

This reminds me of the story where some guy got his privates stuck in the suction side of a pool pump.

Seems he had a few beers got a little frisky and went for a skinny dip and attempted to mate with a pool pump

When the emergency forces responded they couldent ... er.. extract him even when the pumps were cut off.

Only after some mechanical chopping and plenty of lubricant was he unplugged :rotfl:

Then theres the nudist that fell asleep on a slatted beach chair, face down. The warm sun

caused a bit of swelling and he was stuck.

Jimbuna · 06-26-09, 04:12 PM

What about the guy that got caught on camera screwing the parasol hole on a picnic table :rotfl:

06-26-09, 07:21 PM

Theres also a picture easily found on the intarwebs of a guy wearing stockings and his schlong in a car exhaust pipe. :rotfl:

nikimcbee · 06-26-09, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

It turned out the clothes in the dryer weren't even his

Steed?

06-25-09, 07:43 PM	#1
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,373 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Let's hope he does not breed. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

06-26-09, 01:48 AM	#3
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Knowing our luck he's already had offspring __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

06-26-09, 06:46 AM	#4
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	It turned out the clothes in the dryer weren't even his __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-26-09, 10:26 AM	#5
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	This reminds me of the story where some guy got his privates stuck in the suction side of a pool pump. Seems he had a few beers got a little frisky and went for a skinny dip and attempted to mate with a pool pump When the emergency forces responded they couldent ... er.. extract him even when the pumps were cut off. Only after some mechanical chopping and plenty of lubricant was he unplugged :rotfl: Then theres the nudist that fell asleep on a slatted beach chair, face down. The warm sun caused a bit of swelling and he was stuck. __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

06-26-09, 04:12 PM	#6
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	What about the guy that got caught on camera screwing the parasol hole on a picnic table :rotfl: __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-26-09, 07:21 PM	#7
Rilder Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Theres also a picture easily found on the intarwebs of a guy wearing stockings and his schlong in a car exhaust pipe. :rotfl: