The top 500 funny city names

Torplexed · 06-15-09, 08:21 PM

I guess when you get bored with farm animals you can always hit the flowerbed.

06-15-09, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Torplexed

I guess when you get bored with farm animals you can always hit the flowerbed.

Founder must of played dwarf fortress, cause that is exactly the type of name that often comes up in the Random fortress name generator.

Platapus · 06-16-09, 04:55 AM

I have been to Dirty Sock Hot Springs, CA once.

Tchocky · 06-16-09, 05:04 AM

I grew up not far from Hackballscross.

Shearwater · 06-16-09, 09:31 AM

There's a small village in Austria called ****ing (though it's pronounced more like Fooking, the joke is well understood). Here's a link: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/9/130...7eb09d3450.jpg. Also, there's a place in Austria called "Petting", same in English as in German

Edit: Sry, the name got censored (luckily, there are no asterisks on the picture

)

Jimbuna · 06-16-09, 10:25 AM

nikimcbee · 06-19-09, 01:43 PM

There was a really funny russian news story on this. (I'd have to do some serious searching to find it), but there are some russian towns such as: (no joke) Ballsack

, and Big *****. (or little ***** I don't remember)

. The news reporter went around the town asking people the origin of the town's name.

Biggles · 06-19-09, 04:40 PM

Jimbuna, I'm pretty sure that you've caused most of all the lol's I've had on the forums throughout the years. That intercourse sign still makes me laugh

Got two pics myself:

They're copies of the originals, dunno where the real things are, or if they mark out cities, but still...

I know there is a place called "Truth or consequences" in New Mexico somewhere, anyone see it on the list?

Edit: I found it, way up top. Also found this:

Unalaska, Alaska.

You can deny it, but it's true...you live in Alaska

Jimbuna · 06-20-09, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Biggles

Jimbuna, I'm pretty sure that you've caused most of all the lol's I've had on the forums throughout the years. That intercourse sign still makes me laugh

Fr8monkey · 06-16-09, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Torplexed

I guess when you get bored with farm animals you can always hit the flowerbed.

That town is about 50 miles from where I live in Washington.

How about Boring, Oregon
There is also Bend, Oregon (there is a local prison joke with that name being used; but I wont say it here!)

Jimbuna · 06-17-09, 10:24 AM

Murr44 · 06-18-09, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Nice one. There's also Cobbledick Rd.

near Oshawa Ontario.

Jimbuna · 06-19-09, 07:49 AM

06-20-09, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Ahh Dildo, the town that enters you. :rotfl:

06-16-09, 04:55 AM	#3
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,391 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I have been to Dirty Sock Hot Springs, CA once. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

06-16-09, 05:04 AM	#4
Tchocky Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 5,874 Downloads: 6 Uploads: 0	I grew up not far from Hackballscross. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

06-16-09, 10:25 AM	#6
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-19-09, 01:43 PM	#7
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	There was a really funny russian news story on this. (I'd have to do some serious searching to find it), but there are some russian towns such as: (no joke) Ballsack, and Big ***. (or little *** I don't remember). The news reporter went around the town asking people the origin of the town's name. __________________

06-19-09, 04:40 PM	#8
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Jimbuna, I'm pretty sure that you've caused most of all the lol's I've had on the forums throughout the years. That intercourse sign still makes me laugh Got two pics myself: They're copies of the originals, dunno where the real things are, or if they mark out cities, but still... I know there is a place called "Truth or consequences" in New Mexico somewhere, anyone see it on the list? Edit: I found it, way up top. Also found this: Unalaska, Alaska. You can deny it, but it's true...you live in Alaska __________________

06-15-09, 08:21 PM	#1
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	I guess when you get bored with farm animals you can always hit the flowerbed.

06-16-09, 09:31 AM	#5
Shearwater Captain Join Date: May 2009 Location: SUBSIM Radio Room (kinda obvious, isn't it) Posts: 542 Downloads: 45 Uploads: 0	There's a small village in Austria called ****ing (though it's pronounced more like Fooking, the joke is well understood). Here's a link: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/9/130...7eb09d3450.jpg. Also, there's a place in Austria called "Petting", same in English as in German Edit: Sry, the name got censored (luckily, there are no asterisks on the picture )

06-17-09, 10:24 AM	#11
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-19-09, 07:49 AM	#13
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,818 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!