Who said the world's gone mad?

[Letum]

Originally Posted by Respenus

You're a genius. Thank you.

ummm...I suspect it's a ctr+v job.

[TarJak]

Originally Posted by Letum

ummm...I suspect it's a ctr+v job.

Originally Posted by Letum

ummm...I suspect it's a ctr+v job.

Is that wrong for the entertainment value it was worth?

I say thank you! Very funny!!!

[Jimbuna]

When the French achieved a few naval victories a couple of centuries back, they went on to build some sh!t arc in Paris and named it the 'Arc of Triumph'.

Whereas when the British achieved a few naval victories a couple of centuries back, we went on to build the greatest *********g empire the world has ever seen.

Funny that.
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Is it true that Napoleon Bonapart's wife waved him off to war saying, "get blown apart Bonapart"?

Anyway this joke isn't about him, it's about Nelson. See, Nelson's on his ship in the channel. One day, he goes up on deck and takes his telescope out to scan the horizon. There he sees a French ship! "Hardy!" the great man calls to his trusty second in command, "go and get my red jacket. I don't want the blood to show."
Hardy gets his red jacket and, sure enough, they sink the French.
The next morning, Nelson comes up on deck, scans the horizon and spots two French ships! "Hardy!" he calls, "my red jacket please, I do not want the blood to show." And they sink both ships.
The third day, he comes up to find ten French ships! "Hardy!" he calls, "my red jacket once more, for I do not want the blood to show." Needless to say, they sink all ten French!
The next day, he goes up on deck, looks to the horizon and sees the entire French fleet! He quietly lowers his telescope, and seems to contemplate what he has seen. Hardy is ready to go down for his red jacket and is patiently awaiting the command when Admiral Nelson says, "Hardy, get my brown trousers."

[Sailor Steve]

Both of those are oldies, but I still love 'em.