Men are just happier

Jimbuna · 04-30-09, 02:53 PM

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Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Absolutely priceless

:rotfl:

Platapus · 04-30-09, 05:47 PM

Men and women think of marriage differently

The man is thinking of her, the alter, and the aisle.
The woman is thinking: aisle alter him

It is a phonetic joke.... and not a very good one at that.

However, Marriage is like a three ringed circus

First there is the engagement ring
Second there is the wedding ring
Finally there is the suffering

<rimshot>

FIREWALL · 04-30-09, 06:18 PM

Getting married is like body building.

First you gotta start with a Dumbell. (yourself)

antikristuseke · 04-30-09, 06:20 PM

The key to a happy marriage

Platapus · 04-30-09, 07:31 PM

A man is incomplete until he gets married

After that he is finished

SUBMAN1 · 04-30-09, 08:42 PM

How true all this is.

-S

GoldenRivet · 05-01-09, 12:30 AM

In old times... sacrifices were made at the altar...

now weddings are held there.

things havnt changed much since the old times.

=========

to truly be happy in marriage you need to find a woman who...

1. ...is a good and willing cook

2. ...is wonderful at house keeping

3. ...is wealthy

4. ...will go out of her way to please you in the bed room

5. ...loves to give oral sex.

but most importantly - and i cannot stress this enough -you must make sure that none of those 5 women ever meet one another.

UnderseaLcpl · 05-01-09, 01:42 AM

It's all well and good to make jokes, but one should be aware of the hazardous properties of women:

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,431 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Men and women think of marriage differently The man is thinking of her, the alter, and the aisle. The woman is thinking: aisle alter him It is a phonetic joke.... and not a very good one at that. However, Marriage is like a three ringed circus First there is the engagement ring Second there is the wedding ring Finally there is the suffering <rimshot> __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Getting married is like body building. First you gotta start with a Dumbell. (yourself) __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,431 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	A man is incomplete until he gets married After that he is finished __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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SUBMAN1 Rear Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 11,866 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	How true all this is. -S __________________

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GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,729 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	In old times... sacrifices were made at the altar... now weddings are held there. things havnt changed much since the old times. ========= to truly be happy in marriage you need to find a woman who... 1. ...is a good and willing cook 2. ...is wonderful at house keeping 3. ...is wealthy 4. ...will go out of her way to please you in the bed room 5. ...loves to give oral sex. but most importantly - and i cannot stress this enough -you must make sure that none of those 5 women ever meet one another. __________________

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antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	The key to a happy marriage

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UnderseaLcpl Silent Hunter Join Date: May 2008 Location: Storming the beaches! Posts: 4,254 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	It's all well and good to make jokes, but one should be aware of the hazardous properties of women: __________________ I stole this sig from Task Force