Ten Questions

JALU3 · 04-19-09, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

that's a job!?

Unfortunatly in certain places in Africa it is an actual profession.

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Originally Posted by Platapus

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - N/A Doubt heaven exists and if it does I doubt I would go there.

Thus the questions own proviso that it assumes that it does exist and that there is a God, irregardless of the answer's own opinion of the subject.

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Originally Posted by Aramike

Oh man, this is like a freakin' MySpace questionaire...

In many ways it is, but these questions are asked of every actor that has been on Inside the Actors Studio, as hosted by James Lipton, and as seen here in the US on the Bravo Network.
Here are some examples:
*Robert Redford
*Clint Eastwood
*Dave Chappelle

Suprisingly George Carlin stated that his favorite curse word was "Mother****er", and to God's statement question he, as a noted athiest, would like to hear "Now we're going to have some fun around here."

Platapus · 04-19-09, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by JALU3

... irregardless of the answer's own opinion of the subject.

Irregardless???

UnderseaLcpl · 04-19-09, 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Irregardless???

Don't you just hate that "word"? It's almost as annoying as "for all intensive purposes".

Platapus · 04-19-09, 08:20 AM

Or "I could care less"

If you could care less than this is pretty important!

The phrase is "I could not care less"!

I don't think I have ever heard anyone say "for all intensive purposes".

Has anyone else heard anyone say these exact words? "I heart that movie"?

It drives me nuts! Heart is not a verb. It is a graphic on stupid bumper stickers! There is a lady at work who "hearts" things she likes.

UnderseaLcpl · 04-19-09, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

I don't think I have ever heard anyone say "for all intensive purposes".

We get it here quite a bit. I've actually seen it written that way.
Fools! It's "for all intents and purposes". "Intensive purposes" does not make any sense!

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Has anyone else heard anyone say these exact words? "I heart that movie"?

I've heard the phrase used, but not often. Doesn't make it any less painful, though......

For all its' virtues, Texas is plagued with grammatical abominations, and I am not referring to "ain't" and "y'all". By my estimation, roughly half the populace is incapable of using apostrophes correctly. Another third show serious deficiencies in non-phonetic spelling. Even amongst the functionally literate, malapropisms are common.

Why don't we have a grammar-nazi sticky thread?

nikimcbee · 04-20-09, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

For all its' virtues, Texas is plagued with grammatical abominations, and I am not referring to "ain't" and "y'all". By my estimation, roughly half the populace is incapable of using apostrophes correctly. Another third show serious deficiencies in non-phonetic spelling. Even amongst the functionally literate, malapropisms are common.

Why don't we have a grammar-nazi sticky thread?

Speaking of TX and grammar...
On a side note, if you want to hear something REALLY funny, you gotta hear someone from Texas speak Russian.

The southern/Texas accent carries over. (no I'm not making Neal)

Happy Times · 04-20-09, 05:25 PM

1. What is your favorite word?
Principle

2. What is your least favorite word?
Cant

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Looking at anyone doing anything in a professional and talented way. Reading or hearing an original tought or feeling for the first time.
Having a real friendship, trust and mental connection with someone or others.

4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Everything that reduces life in a mundane level.
No respect towards history and factual sciences.
Ass licking people with no pride.

5. What sound or noise do you love?
Laughter

6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Screaming

7. What is your favorite curse word?
Perkele and vittu, transletes to god damn and the f word

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Military officer

9. What profession would you not like to do?
Any sort of medical doctor

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
You did ok.

Dowly · 04-20-09, 05:39 PM

1. What is your favorite word? - Fanny (has a nice ring to it)
2. What is your least favorite word? - Anything '1337' vocabulary, get a life tits!
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? - aggressive music
4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?- Sissy music (Anything off idols or any of that "she left me, I love her still"-crap.
5. What sound or noise do you love? - Coffee machine in the morning
6. What sound or noise do you hate? - the sound when you're neighbour is hammering or drilling someting to his wall.
7. What is your favorite curse word? - C**t is kinda nice me thinks.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - Pilot or an career soldier thingy
9. What profession would you not like to do? - surgeon, dentist, anything that has something to do with opening ppl up. Yuk.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - Wrong address

Spike88 · 04-20-09, 07:44 PM

1. What is your favorite word? EROGONUS ZOOONNNE
2. What is your least favorite word? I dont know
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? My gal
4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?Failure
5. What sound or noise do you love? The popping of joints
6. What sound or noise do you hate? Fingernail on chalkboard
7. What is your favorite curse word? ****
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Commercial Airline pilot
9. What profession would you not like to do? Sanitation worker.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Your family is already here waiting.

antikristuseke · 04-19-09, 08:24 AM

1. What is your favorite word?
Bloody
2. What is your least favorite word?
faith
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Science
4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Willful Ignorance
5. What sound or noise do you love?
An idling V8 with an agressive cam and no mufflers
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Whale singing
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Bloody
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Drag Racing
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Working together with SUBMAN1, regardless of the profession
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Probably would like to hear that entity doing a George Carlin routine.

nikimcbee · 04-19-09, 10:51 AM

1. What is your favorite word?
Pay-day
2. What is your least favorite word?
You're a nice guy, but...
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Pacific Ocean
4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Blind followers
5. What sound or noise do you love?
Jimmy Page guitar solo
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
Dentist drill
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Monkey #$%$^&
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Pilot
9. What profession would you not like to do?
computer code programmer
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Here's Niki

04-19-09, 08:20 AM	#4
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,442 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Or "I could care less" If you could care less than this is pretty important! The phrase is "I could not care less"! I don't think I have ever heard anyone say "for all intensive purposes". Has anyone else heard anyone say these exact words? "I heart that movie"? It drives me nuts! Heart is not a verb. It is a graphic on stupid bumper stickers! There is a lady at work who "hearts" things she likes. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

04-20-09, 05:25 PM	#7
Happy Times Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 2,950 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	1. What is your favorite word? Principle 2. What is your least favorite word? Cant 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Looking at anyone doing anything in a professional and talented way. Reading or hearing an original tought or feeling for the first time. Having a real friendship, trust and mental connection with someone or others. 4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Everything that reduces life in a mundane level. No respect towards history and factual sciences. Ass licking people with no pride. 5. What sound or noise do you love? Laughter 6. What sound or noise do you hate? Screaming 7. What is your favorite curse word? Perkele and vittu, transletes to god damn and the f word 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Military officer 9. What profession would you not like to do? Any sort of medical doctor 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You did ok. __________________

04-20-09, 07:44 PM	#9
Spike88 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,052 Downloads: 36 Uploads: 0	1. What is your favorite word? EROGONUS ZOOONNNE 2. What is your least favorite word? I dont know 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? My gal 4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?Failure 5. What sound or noise do you love? The popping of joints 6. What sound or noise do you hate? Fingernail on chalkboard 7. What is your favorite curse word? **** 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Commercial Airline pilot 9. What profession would you not like to do? Sanitation worker. 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Your family is already here waiting. __________________

04-19-09, 10:51 AM	#11
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	1. What is your favorite word? Pay-day 2. What is your least favorite word? You're a nice guy, but... 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Pacific Ocean 4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Blind followers 5. What sound or noise do you love? Jimmy Page guitar solo 6. What sound or noise do you hate? Dentist drill 7. What is your favorite curse word? Monkey #$%$^& 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Pilot 9. What profession would you not like to do? computer code programmer 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Here's Niki __________________

04-20-09, 05:39 PM	#8
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,056 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	1. What is your favorite word? - Fanny (has a nice ring to it) 2. What is your least favorite word? - Anything '1337' vocabulary, get a life tits! 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? - aggressive music 4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?- Sissy music (Anything off idols or any of that "she left me, I love her still"-crap. 5. What sound or noise do you love? - Coffee machine in the morning 6. What sound or noise do you hate? - the sound when you're neighbour is hammering or drilling someting to his wall. 7. What is your favorite curse word? - Ct is kinda nice me thinks. 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - Pilot or an career soldier thingy 9. What profession would you not like to do? - surgeon, dentist, anything that has something to do with opening ppl up. Yuk. 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - Wrong address**

04-19-09, 08:24 AM	#10
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	1. What is your favorite word? Bloody 2. What is your least favorite word? faith 3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Science 4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Willful Ignorance 5. What sound or noise do you love? An idling V8 with an agressive cam and no mufflers 6. What sound or noise do you hate? Whale singing 7. What is your favorite curse word? Bloody 8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Drag Racing 9. What profession would you not like to do? Working together with SUBMAN1, regardless of the profession 10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Probably would like to hear that entity doing a George Carlin routine.