Satan

Platapus · 04-18-09, 12:12 PM

Jesus Saves, all other take 2D6 damage.

Sailor Steve · 04-18-09, 01:15 PM

Planning to end the Good vs Evil argument once and for all, God tells Satan he's going to resolve it in court.

Satan says "Bad idea. You'll lose."

God asks him "What makes you think so?"

Satan replies "Where are you going to find a lawyer?"

Arclight · 04-18-09, 02:16 PM

:rotfl:
Took me a second, but nice one.

*

666 posts and I wind up in a Satan thread. What are the odds?

Sailor Steve · 04-18-09, 02:43 PM

In your case, pretty good!

Sorry, couldn't resist.:rotfl:

Arclight · 04-18-09, 04:15 PM

:rotfl:
Yeah, I'm the satanic demon spawn from Holland, pretty well known fact.

bookworm_020 · 04-19-09, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Planning to end the Good vs Evil argument once and for all, God tells Satan he's going to resolve it in court.

Satan says "Bad idea. You'll lose."

God asks him "What makes you think so?"

Satan replies "Where are you going to find a lawyer?"

My wife can attest to that! She works for a bunch of them!

Jimbuna · 04-19-09, 07:52 AM

And God said: 'Let there be satan, so people don't blame everything
on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on
satan."

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Did you hear about the dyslexic kid who was grounded at Christmas?

Turns out he wrote his letter to satan.

04-18-09, 12:12 PM	#1
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,439 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Jesus Saves, all other take 2D6 damage. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

04-18-09, 01:15 PM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Planning to end the Good vs Evil argument once and for all, God tells Satan he's going to resolve it in court. Satan says "Bad idea. You'll lose." God asks him "What makes you think so?" Satan replies "Where are you going to find a lawyer?" __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-18-09, 02:16 PM	#3
Arclight Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Land of windmills, tulips, wooden shoes and cheese. Lots of cheese. Posts: 8,467 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 10	:rotfl: Took me a second, but nice one. * 666 posts and I wind up in a Satan thread. What are the odds? __________________ Contritium praecedit superbia.

04-18-09, 02:43 PM	#4
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	In your case, pretty good! Sorry, couldn't resist.:rotfl: __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-18-09, 04:15 PM	#5
Arclight Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Land of windmills, tulips, wooden shoes and cheese. Lots of cheese. Posts: 8,467 Downloads: 53 Uploads: 10	:rotfl: Yeah, I'm the satanic demon spawn from Holland, pretty well known fact. __________________ Contritium praecedit superbia.

04-19-09, 07:52 AM	#7
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,405 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	And God said: 'Let there be satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on satan." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you hear about the dyslexic kid who was grounded at Christmas? Turns out he wrote his letter to satan. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!