Sex in 1894

nikimcbee · 02-28-09, 01:48 PM

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A WISE wife will make it her goal never to allow her husband to see her unclothed body, and never allow him to display his unclothed body to her.

Well, now that depends...
After a certain point in time, you may not want to see much.

nikimcbee · 02-28-09, 01:51 PM

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MOST men are by nature rather perverted, and if given half a chance, would engage in quite a variety of the most revolting practices, including performing the normal act in abnormal positions, mouthing the female body and offering their own vile bodies to be mouthed in turn.

Why would you think that?

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Frame57 · 02-28-09, 01:59 PM

OMG! please do not tell me that is Mr. Bean shakin that thing....I am now a traumatized man...Thanks Nick

Sledgehammer427 · 02-28-09, 02:09 PM

my ex is a scholar of that book. i feel sorry for whoever she marries...
regular late-night sam fisher

nikimcbee · 02-28-09, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Frame57

OMG! please do not tell me that is Mr. Bean shakin that thing....I am now a traumatized man...Thanks Nick

Now that, depends on your imagination!

Frame57 · 02-28-09, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

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Originally Posted by Frame57

OMG! please do not tell me that is Mr. Bean shakin that thing....I am now a traumatized man...Thanks Nick

Now that, depends on your imagination!

In 1988 while I was stationed at NDSTC Panama City a few of us went to Spinnakers for a nooner. The chipendale dudes were to perform that night and my buddies did not see the flyer when we went in for beers and hot wings. We got our grub and ate it on the beach patio to watch the "girls". One bud started eyeballing the "girls" who were sunbathing about 40 yards away. They were face down wearing thong bikini bottoms, so this sailor starts balking about what he would do to that stuff and so on. I just listened and coaxed him on to the point where he said it would take a team of Clydesdales to pull one of those "chicks" off of his mug. This "chick" got up and lo and behold it was a chipendale dude sporting a moustache to boot. He walked right by us to use the restroom and I just let this junior NCO have it. For the rest of my tour there I did not let that one slide by. I do not think we ever had hotwing at Spinnakers after that episode.

nikimcbee · 03-01-09, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Frame57

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

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Originally Posted by Frame57

OMG! please do not tell me that is Mr. Bean shakin that thing....I am now a traumatized man...Thanks Nick

Now that, depends on your imagination!

In 1988 while I was stationed at NDSTC Panama City a few of us went to Spinnakers for a nooner. The chipendale dudes were to perform that night and my buddies did not see the flyer when we went in for beers and hot wings. We got our grub and ate it on the beach patio to watch the "girls". One bud started eyeballing the "girls" who were sunbathing about 40 yards away. They were face down wearing thong bikini bottoms, so this sailor starts balking about what he would do to that stuff and so on. I just listened and coaxed him on to the point where he said it would take a team of Clydesdales to pull one of those "chicks" off of his mug. This "chick" got up and lo and behold it was a chipendale dude sporting a moustache to boot. He walked right by us to use the restroom and I just let this junior NCO have it. For the rest of my tour there I did not let that one slide by. I do not think we ever had hotwing at Spinnakers after that episode.

nice story

Overboard · 03-01-09, 01:15 AM

My eyes are burning!!, That Mr Bean is HOT!.. "Yah Baby"

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