Shock horror!! A doner kebab is bad for you....

XabbaRus · 01-27-09, 05:46 AM

Well I never, I always thought the salad or coleslaw on top helped make it part of my daily mixed nutrional intake.

Really how *******ing stupid do you have to be to think they are good for you.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7852168.stm

antikristuseke · 01-27-09, 05:55 AM

Another study done earlyer last year revealed that good looking people have more sex than ugly people. I was shocked.

UnderseaLcpl · 01-27-09, 06:11 AM

I wonder why anyone would even eat the kebabs to begin with. Then again, I only visited a couple kebab places.
Still, if I were to commit suicide by fat in Britain, my preferred instrument would be Fish 'n' Chips, wrapped in a newspaper and slathered in vinegar. Mmmm..........

Skybird · 01-27-09, 06:38 AM

After several scandals over here, around meat production for Doner, one would assume people lost appetite anyway. Even if the meat is okay, the way those meat skewers for doner get created in the factory would have done it for me if I wouldn't already have disliked doner anyway. It'S is disgusting, this meat-"Panscherei" and chemical predigestion by attaching encymes to make it fluid so that you can mix it with other liquefied remains. Pfui bah. Antikristuseke hit the nail on top.

Don't eat meat often, but if so, I prefer a simple steak with salt, pepper and butter with herbs.

And then the salty sausages and that plenty of white bread in doners. Brrrr.

XabbaRus · 01-27-09, 06:56 AM

Doners are only meant to be eaten after consuming large amounts of alcohol.

Q3ark · 01-27-09, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by XabbaRus

Doners are only meant to be eaten after consuming large amounts of alcohol.

I agree. I ate a donner whilst sober once and was quite ill, I think all the alcohol has a sterilising effect on the stuff

August · 01-27-09, 08:37 AM

Yeah sausage in general is bad for you as my clogged arteries will attest.

SteamWake · 01-27-09, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Another study done earlyer last year revealed that good looking people have more sex than ugly people. I was shocked.

Meh... the results of this study were obviously skewed as beer was not involved.

I cant help but thinking of the Donner Party /wretch

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party

antikristuseke · 01-27-09, 10:22 AM

Well there was another study the same year which found that alcohol does make preople seem better looking.

Jimbuna · 01-27-09, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Well there was another study the same year which found that alcohol does make preople seem better looking.

I should imagine there'll be a few sheep breathing sighs of relief if the popularity of the kebab waines.

They'll no longer be expected to walk around with a skewer up their ar$e.

bookworm_020 · 01-27-09, 03:04 PM

My wife already knew this, as she has been downwind of me after eating one!

Jimbuna · 01-27-09, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020

My wife already knew this, as she has been downwind of me after eating one!

Happy Times · 01-27-09, 06:39 PM

Exercise makes 99% of people look very good, its just that most prefer eating kebabs and drinking.

TarJak · 01-27-09, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by UnderseaLcpl

I wonder why anyone would even eat the kebabs to begin with. Then again, I only visited a couple kebab places.
Still, if I were to commit suicide by fat in Britain, my preferred instrument would be Fish 'n' Chips, wrapped in a newspaper and slathered in vinegar. Mmmm..........

Reason 1 because you are wazzed as a newt
Reason 2 As long as Reason 1 applies and you are hungry
Reason 3 Because there are no curry or pizza joints open when they kicked you out of the pub for being wazzed as a newt.

bookworm_020 · 01-28-09, 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

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Originally Posted by bookworm_020

My wife already knew this, as she has been downwind of me after eating one!

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

My wife would identify with the icon you used!

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Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,629 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	After several scandals over here, around meat production for Doner, one would assume people lost appetite anyway. Even if the meat is okay, the way those meat skewers for doner get created in the factory would have done it for me if I wouldn't already have disliked doner anyway. It'S is disgusting, this meat-"Panscherei" and chemical predigestion by attaching encymes to make it fluid so that you can mix it with other liquefied remains. Pfui bah. Antikristuseke hit the nail on top. Don't eat meat often, but if so, I prefer a simple steak with salt, pepper and butter with herbs. And then the salty sausages and that plenty of white bread in doners. Brrrr. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert. Last edited by Skybird; 01-27-09 at 07:30 AM.

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Happy Times Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 2,950 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Exercise makes 99% of people look very good, its just that most prefer eating kebabs and drinking.