(REL)Ultra Realism Mod

raymond6751 · 01-14-09, 04:26 PM

This mod cannot be used if you have women or children at home. For that matter, dogs too. Also, you must be retired or unemployed.

Installation instructions: Open head and insert sense of humour, imagination, determination, and attitude.

How to use: For the duration of your patrol, which must be run in 1X time:

1> No shaving, bathing, nor showers.
2> No grocery shopping, including order in foods.
3> No doing any laundry.
4> No flushing toilets when in contact with enemy forces.
5> No hot meals when in stormy weather or in action with a DC attack.
6> No sending nor opening mail - including email.
7> No phonecalls in or out, including text messaging.
8> Sleep only in 4 hour increments.
9> Keep a log of every course and depth change, and sightings, weather.
10> End patrol by moving right up to the dock, no quick end near port.

Enjoy and report results (at end of patrol).

TarJak · 01-14-09, 04:43 PM

Does the mod come with ice cold water spray being applied to your face at regular intervals?

AH_Thor · 01-14-09, 04:45 PM

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Regards

Weiss Pinguin · 01-14-09, 05:14 PM

11) Keep a sprinker or hose near your computer - Next time you take a hit turn it on to simulate leaks/flooding

Just a small addon for those interested

mainexpress · 01-14-09, 05:21 PM

Step 1.We Admitted That We Were Computer Gaming {Subsim Addicts} And Our Lives Have Become Unmanageable/ We have 11 Steps to Go....Cmon We All Know We Need Help!.....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Sailor Steve · 01-14-09, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mainexpress

Step 1.We Admitted That We Were Computer Gaming {Subsim Addicts} And Our Lives Have Become Unmanageable/ We have 11 Steps to Go....Cmon We All Know We Need Help!.....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I resemble that remark! I'm not an addict!

No, I'm not!

Not, not, not!

A Very Super Market · 01-14-09, 07:38 PM

What about the group of sweaty, smelly, and rude strangers constantly shouting in your ear?

Awful Smutje · 01-14-09, 07:41 PM

And what about keeping explosives in your basement?

Letum · 01-14-09, 08:36 PM

Story of my life.

Philipp_Thomsen · 01-14-09, 08:40 PM

So if we are killed in action... ?

01-14-09, 04:26 PM	#1
raymond6751 Admirable Mike Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,338 Downloads: 421 Uploads: 0	(REL)Ultra Realism Mod This mod cannot be used if you have women or children at home. For that matter, dogs too. Also, you must be retired or unemployed. Installation instructions: Open head and insert sense of humour, imagination, determination, and attitude. How to use: For the duration of your patrol, which must be run in 1X time: 1> No shaving, bathing, nor showers. 2> No grocery shopping, including order in foods. 3> No doing any laundry. 4> No flushing toilets when in contact with enemy forces. 5> No hot meals when in stormy weather or in action with a DC attack. 6> No sending nor opening mail - including email. 7> No phonecalls in or out, including text messaging. 8> Sleep only in 4 hour increments. 9> Keep a log of every course and depth change, and sightings, weather. 10> End patrol by moving right up to the dock, no quick end near port. Enjoy and report results (at end of patrol). __________________ Game Designer: Close The Atlantic - World War Three https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/...orld-war-three

01-14-09, 04:45 PM	#3
AH_Thor Loader Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 89 Downloads: 366 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Regards __________________ http://hosted.filefront.com/AHThor

01-14-09, 05:14 PM	#4
Weiss Pinguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Auburn, Alabama Posts: 3,333 Downloads: 101 Uploads: 0	11) Keep a sprinker or hose near your computer - Next time you take a hit turn it on to simulate leaks/flooding Just a small addon for those interested __________________

01-14-09, 07:38 PM	#7
A Very Super Market The Old Man Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Deep in the Wild Canadian suburbs. Posts: 1,468 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	What about the group of sweaty, smelly, and rude strangers constantly shouting in your ear? __________________ The entire German garrison of Vanviken, right here in your thread!

01-14-09, 07:41 PM	#8
Awful Smutje Machinist's Mate Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Germany, about 200km upwards the Weser from bunker "Valentin" Posts: 125 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	And what about keeping explosives in your basement? __________________ Fette Beute und immer eine Handbreit Wasser unter dem Kiel!

01-14-09, 04:43 PM	#2
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Does the mod come with ice cold water spray being applied to your face at regular intervals?

01-14-09, 05:21 PM	#5
mainexpress Ensign Join Date: May 2005 Location: San Francisco home of the U.S.S. Pampanito Posts: 222 Downloads: 294 Uploads: 0	Step 1.We Admitted That We Were Computer Gaming {Subsim Addicts} And Our Lives Have Become Unmanageable/ We have 11 Steps to Go....Cmon We All Know We Need Help!.....:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

01-14-09, 08:36 PM	#9
Letum Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: York - UK Posts: 6,079 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	Story of my life. __________________

01-14-09, 08:40 PM	#10
Philipp_Thomsen Old Gang Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Drunk at the whorehouse Posts: 2,278 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	So if we are killed in action... ? __________________ To each his own