Porn industry bailout from Congress?

Monica Lewinsky · 01-07-09, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by August

I'd be all for it but I gotta stick around the house and wait for my barrel of Iraqi oil...

Nah, your Congress man is way too deep into this instead of your gas tank capacity:

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/wowporn.wmv

mookiemookie · 01-08-09, 09:12 AM

I can see it now...Peter North on Capitol Hill saying "I'm too big to fail!"

Stealth Hunter · 01-08-09, 09:46 AM

Larry has probably got damaging information on most of the Senators. We ought to vote him in.

NeonSamurai · 01-08-09, 09:49 AM

If I drank coffee it would be coating my monitor

Stealth Hunter · 01-08-09, 09:55 AM

What do you drink then?:hmm:

NeonSamurai · 01-08-09, 10:00 AM

Alcohol when I have money of course

I'm not a fan of caffeine (other then when I do my epic paper writing stretches which can last 48 hours or more, but I use energy drinks then).

August · 01-08-09, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Monica Lewinsky

Quote:

Originally Posted by August

I'd be all for it but I gotta stick around the house and wait for my barrel of Iraqi oil...

Nah, your Congress man is way too deep into this instead of your gas tank capacity:

http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/wowporn.wmv

Patrick Kennedy? You're probably right!

antikristuseke · 01-08-09, 01:00 PM

Is it just me or does this seem like a way of outlining the entire ridiculousness of theses wholesale bailouts?
ofcourse i could be giving these guys too much credit, dont know all too much about them.

XabbaRus · 01-08-09, 01:16 PM

Hey why not. I like the porn industry. It helped me through a bad time....

FIREWALL · 01-08-09, 01:50 PM

Who's next ?

I heard the Penis Enhancement business was limp right now. :p

mookiemookie · 01-08-09, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by FIREWALL

Who's next ?

I heard the Penis Enhancement business was limp right now. :p

I'm sure they're facing hard times. Business is flaccid, but I'm sure they can erect a new business strategy that will help them face the stiff competition in the years to come.

Morts · 01-08-09, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

Quote:

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

Who's next ?

I heard the Penis Enhancement business was limp right now. :p

I'm sure they're facing hard times. Business is flaccid, but I'm sure they can erect a new business strategy that will help them face the stiff competition in the years to come.

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Sea Demon · 01-08-09, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by XabbaRus

Hey why not. I like the porn industry. It helped me through a bad time....

Too much information dude.

PeriscopeDepth · 01-08-09, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Is it just me or does this seem like a way of outlining the entire ridiculousness of theses wholesale bailouts?
ofcourse i could be giving these guys too much credit, dont know all too much about them.

I think it is as well. While on the crazy side, Flynt is something of an activist (usually for the First Amendment).

PD

A Very Super Market · 01-08-09, 07:03 PM

I read an article in Mad Magazine about a hypothetical porn screenwriter's strike.

The result? Without coherent dialogue, porn cinephiles will have to concentrate more on the sex scenes.

Anyways, I don't think every industry needs a friggin congressional bailout.

01-08-09, 09:12 AM	#2
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NeonSamurai Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Socialist Republic of Kanadia Posts: 3,044 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	Alcohol when I have money of course I'm not a fan of caffeine (other then when I do my epic paper writing stretches which can last 48 hours or more, but I use energy drinks then). __________________ SH3 Newbie Guide Links and other helpfull stuff

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XabbaRus Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 5,330 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Hey why not. I like the porn industry. It helped me through a bad time.... __________________

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FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Who's next ? I heard the Penis Enhancement business was limp right now. :p __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

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Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Larry has probably got damaging information on most of the Senators. We ought to vote him in.

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Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	What do you drink then?:hmm:

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antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Is it just me or does this seem like a way of outlining the entire ridiculousness of theses wholesale bailouts? ofcourse i could be giving these guys too much credit, dont know all too much about them.

01-08-09, 07:03 PM	#15
A Very Super Market The Old Man Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Deep in the Wild Canadian suburbs. Posts: 1,468 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I read an article in Mad Magazine about a hypothetical porn screenwriter's strike. The result? Without coherent dialogue, porn cinephiles will have to concentrate more on the sex scenes. Anyways, I don't think every industry needs a friggin congressional bailout. __________________ The entire German garrison of Vanviken, right here in your thread!