Achmed gets to meet his 72 virgins

Oberon · 01-04-09, 01:52 PM

Allah Ack-bang!

Although it's not just Achmed who makes mistakes, it's just he generally kills himself doing them, we learnt to stop doing a long time ago:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j7JiaokM46k

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tkE-cC...eature=related

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=axk76-...eature=related

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TlcFvrbRVvs

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iyAMC7miuy4

And one of my favourites:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlU-vXC4BA

SandyCaesar · 01-04-09, 02:16 PM

"Mr. Achmed, sir? I have good news: your application for transfer from the Artillery to the Suicide Corps has been granted...effective immediately."

And for those videos...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

FIREWALL · 01-04-09, 02:20 PM

Why 72 ?

Those short dicked mo fo's have trouble with one fat wore-out one.

SteamWake · 01-04-09, 08:07 PM

Heh.. leads creedence to the old phrase... "Stuff happens" :p

Monica Lewinsky · 01-04-09, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FIREWALL

Why 72 ?

Those short dicked mo fo's have trouble with one fat wore-out one.

I assume you were peeking when you verified this statement? :p

August · 01-04-09, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon

And one of my favourites:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlU-vXC4BA

In all fairness Low Altitude Parachute Extractions (LAPES) have never been a completely reliable means for delivering stuff to the battlefield. It's been a long time since i had to know this but iirc it has an average success rate somewhere around 80-90%.

Oberon · 01-05-09, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by August

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oberon

And one of my favourites:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlU-vXC4BA

In all fairness Low Altitude Parachute Extractions (LAPES) have never been a completely reliable means for delivering stuff to the battlefield. It's been a long time since i had to know this but iirc it has an average success rate somewhere around 80-90%.

It's still a fantastic idea, when it works

01-04-09, 02:16 PM	#2
SandyCaesar Chief Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: HMS Thanatus Posts: 325 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	"Mr. Achmed, sir? I have good news: your application for transfer from the Artillery to the Suicide Corps has been granted...effective immediately." And for those videos...:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl: __________________ Vanvikan, Feb. 2009: ordinary human, KIA, night 4 HMS Thanatus, May 2009: ??? human, KIA, night 7

01-04-09, 02:20 PM	#3
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	Why 72 ? Those short dicked mo fo's have trouble with one fat wore-out one. __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

01-04-09, 01:52 PM	#1
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Allah Ack-bang! Although it's not just Achmed who makes mistakes, it's just he generally kills himself doing them, we learnt to stop doing a long time ago: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j7JiaokM46k http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tkE-cC...eature=related http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=axk76-...eature=related http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=TlcFvrbRVvs http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iyAMC7miuy4 And one of my favourites: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KrlU-vXC4BA

01-04-09, 08:07 PM	#4
SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Heh.. leads creedence to the old phrase... "Stuff happens" :p