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TDK1044 · 12-17-08, 01:59 PM

"So I ate his cookies.....and the turkey. I still think he'll come".

AVGWarhawk · 12-17-08, 02:02 PM

"I pimped my crib for Christmas"

Onkel Neal · 12-17-08, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TDK1044

"So I ate his cookies.....and the turkey. I still think he'll come".

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Love it, keep 'em coming.

MothBalls · 12-17-08, 02:07 PM

Note to self: Peeing on Christmas tree = 12 days in doghouse.

August · 12-17-08, 02:22 PM

"I wonder if Santa will bring me the cat I asked for?"

GoldenRivet · 12-17-08, 02:49 PM

"Rover, at least play dead... santa wont come as long as you sit up waiting for him."

or

"I hope those eight tiny reindeer are really tiny... not much of a landing strip on my one bedroom apartment."

or

"Only after hours of hard work on his decorations, rover realized he had no chimney"

AVGWarhawk · 12-17-08, 03:10 PM

"Got gifts?"

ReallyDedPoet · 12-17-08, 03:11 PM

" Was that your leg Santa ? "

RDP

12-17-08, 02:02 PM	#2
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,265 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	"I pimped my crib for Christmas" __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-17-08, 02:22 PM	#5
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,206 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	"I wonder if Santa will bring me the cat I asked for?" __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see. Last edited by August; 12-17-08 at 09:24 PM.

12-17-08, 02:49 PM	#6
GoldenRivet Subsim Aviator Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas Posts: 8,726 Downloads: 146 Uploads: 0	"Rover, at least play dead... santa wont come as long as you sit up waiting for him." or "I hope those eight tiny reindeer are really tiny... not much of a landing strip on my one bedroom apartment." or "Only after hours of hard work on his decorations, rover realized he had no chimney" __________________

12-17-08, 03:10 PM	#7
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,265 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	"Got gifts?" __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

12-17-08, 03:11 PM	#8
ReallyDedPoet Canadian Wolf Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada. The one and only, East Coast Posts: 10,886 Downloads: 946 Uploads: 5	" Was that your leg Santa ? " RDP __________________ Back in the Day Last edited by ReallyDedPoet; 12-17-08 at 03:12 PM.

12-17-08, 01:59 PM	#1
TDK1044 Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 2,674 Downloads: 25 Uploads: 0	"So I ate his cookies.....and the turkey. I still think he'll come".

12-17-08, 02:07 PM	#4
MothBalls Ace of the Deep Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,012 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	Note to self: Peeing on Christmas tree = 12 days in doghouse.