Not only do I play WAR games - but RACIST games as well! And I LOVE it!

Skybird · 08-25-20, 04:17 AM

Racist games are intelligent games! Thats why intelligent people are racist people!

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Jimbuna · 08-25-20, 04:41 AM

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If you were to equip chess with white and red fields and pieces again, the North American natives could feel hurt. So should one change the rules of chess worldwide so that black begins in the future? Or would that be racism with reversed roles?

Sufficient food for thought there.

Buddahaid · 08-25-20, 08:37 AM

I just realized almost all my books are racist. They start with white pages and then the black ink goes next....

And what about Checkers? Black and red squares and pieces, isn't that racist?

Apparently racism is only racist if you're white.

em2nought · 08-25-20, 05:47 PM

I didn't even know that "white" was supposed to go first in chess. Which color goes first in checkers? What about backgammon?

If I suck at chess what does that mean?

August · 08-25-20, 06:10 PM

Cowboys and Indians Chess Set. Who goes first?

vienna · 08-27-20, 03:13 AM

There already is a 2020 Election themed chess set being flogged on TV in the US:

...and some one has come up with a clever parody of the TV ad:

The half-blue/half-red chessboard is an annoying concept and would probably be a distraction in play; the idea of a "certificate of authenticity" is laughable; does anyone think there are going to be counterfeit chess sets manufactured given the demand for the originals is probably going to be very low? Imagine the Customs authorities press conference: "Today we are announcing the confiscation of 5,000 faux Rolex watches, 4,000 faux Chanel bags, 3,500 pairs of fake Nike sneakers, and 10,000 Battle for the White House chess sets were seined by ICE officers, with a total value of USD $1,500,000, or, if you don't count the chess sets, USD $1,499,500..."...

Another thing I noticed: the Queen position for the Blue/DEM side will be occupied by Kamala Harris; on the Red/GOP side, it will be... Mike Pence, something sure to irk that noted homophobe...

Rgarding color, as someone who spent a considerable amount of his working life in the accounting field, the state of being financially solvent and whole is know as being "in the black", while financial insolvency and distress is known as "being in the red", th color of choice by the GOP...

<O>

Sean C · 08-28-20, 01:06 AM

Metal Gear! YES!!

Eichhörnchen · 08-28-20, 06:16 AM

Quote: "Could it be that such bizarre side scenes promote precisely what is rightly opposed?"

I've always believed that this kind of witch hunting only creates resentment of the 'Witchfinders' and promotes racist behaviour as a kind of backlash

Pisces · 08-28-20, 11:23 AM

They should make the game illegal anyway, as it promotes violence.

Skybird · 08-28-20, 01:40 PM

And you can "Damen schlagen". What is male violence if not this?

Catfish · 08-28-20, 03:29 PM

Anyone for Go..

Catfish · 11-13-20, 05:13 PM

^

08-25-20, 04:17 AM	#1
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,696 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Not only do I play WAR games - but RACIST games as well! And I LOVE it! Racist games are intelligent games! Thats why intelligent people are racist people! http://translate.google.com/translat...d16053157.html __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

08-25-20, 08:37 AM	#3
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,332 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	I just realized almost all my books are racist. They start with white pages and then the black ink goes next.... And what about Checkers? Black and red squares and pieces, isn't that racist? Apparently racism is only racist if you're white. __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

08-25-20, 05:47 PM	#4
em2nought Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,485 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I didn't even know that "white" was supposed to go first in chess. Which color goes first in checkers? What about backgammon? If I suck at chess what does that mean? __________________ em2nought is ecstatic garbage! Last edited by em2nought; 08-25-20 at 05:48 PM. Reason: more questions

08-25-20, 06:10 PM	#5
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,221 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Cowboys and Indians Chess Set. Who goes first? __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

08-27-20, 03:13 AM	#6
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,719 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	There already is a 2020 Election themed chess set being flogged on TV in the US: ...and some one has come up with a clever parody of the TV ad: The half-blue/half-red chessboard is an annoying concept and would probably be a distraction in play; the idea of a "certificate of authenticity" is laughable; does anyone think there are going to be counterfeit chess sets manufactured given the demand for the originals is probably going to be very low? Imagine the Customs authorities press conference: "Today we are announcing the confiscation of 5,000 faux Rolex watches, 4,000 faux Chanel bags, 3,500 pairs of fake Nike sneakers, and 10,000 Battle for the White House chess sets were seined by ICE officers, with a total value of USD $1,500,000, or, if you don't count the chess sets, USD $1,499,500..."... Another thing I noticed: the Queen position for the Blue/DEM side will be occupied by Kamala Harris; on the Red/GOP side, it will be... Mike Pence, something sure to irk that noted homophobe... Rgarding color, as someone who spent a considerable amount of his working life in the accounting field, the state of being financially solvent and whole is know as being "in the black", while financial insolvency and distress is known as "being in the red", th color of choice by the GOP... <O> __________________ __________________________________________________ __

08-28-20, 01:06 AM	#7
Sean C Grey Wolf Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: Norfolk, VA Posts: 987 Downloads: 16 Uploads: 2	Metal Gear! YES!! __________________ If you have a question about celestial navigation ... ask me! Celestial Navigation Spreadsheet

08-28-20, 06:16 AM	#8
Eichhörnchen Starte das Auto Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: The Fens Posts: 17,449 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	*Quote:* "Could it be that such bizarre side scenes promote precisely what is rightly opposed?" I've always believed that this kind of witch hunting only creates resentment of the 'Witchfinders' and promotes racist behaviour as a kind of backlash __________________

08-28-20, 11:23 AM	#9
Pisces Silent Hunter Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: AN9771 Posts: 4,904 Downloads: 304 Uploads: 0	They should make the game illegal anyway, as it promotes violence. __________________ My site downloads: https://ricojansen.nl/downloads

08-28-20, 01:40 PM	#10
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,696 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	And you can "Damen schlagen". What is male violence if not this? __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

08-28-20, 03:29 PM	#11
Catfish Dipped Squirrel Operative Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: ..where the ocean meets the sky Posts: 17,799 Downloads: 38 Uploads: 0	Anyone for Go.. __________________ >^..^<*)))>{ All generalizations are wrong.

11-13-20, 05:13 PM	#12
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