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05-08-15, 04:12 AM
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Starte das Auto
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Devil Dolls
 "What's that you said to the nice ladies and gentlemen, Jimmy?""I said gollocks..." This won't take long: imagine for a moment that all Subsim members were ventriloquists with their hand up some kind of puppet; what kind of puppet would belong to who? Niki's would be a Boston Terrier, for example.
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05-08-15, 04:20 AM
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Navy Seal
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Location: Banana Republic of Germany
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Yours would be a squirrel.
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Putting Germ back into Germany. 
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05-08-15, 04:29 AM
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Starte das Auto
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 I wasn't thinking! I should've guessed someone would get me with that!
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05-08-15, 06:00 AM
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Navy Seal
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Steed would have a Cameron doll (he'll also use it for Voodoo rituals at night at his basement...
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Putting Germ back into Germany.
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05-08-15, 06:22 AM
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Chief of the Boat
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05-08-15, 07:34 AM
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Grey Wolf
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I don't think i would like a hand shoved up anything that belonged to me
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05-08-15, 08:00 AM
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Starte das Auto
Join Date: Aug 2014
Location: The Fens
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Is it the kilt maybe makes you nervous? I think you'd look spot on with a lttle dummy of Jimmy Krankie on your knobbly knee
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05-08-15, 08:25 AM
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Ocean Warrior
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If I'm sticking my fingers in anything, it's going to be a Salma Hayek doll. "Drink your milk."
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05-08-15, 10:28 AM
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Eternal Patrol
 Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: High in the mountains of Utah
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Reminds me of a favorite scene from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Buffy and Willow are taking part in a school talent contest and are sitting and watching while an amateur ventriloquist does his thing. Buffy starts to shiver and Willow asks her what's wrong.
Buffy: "Dummies wig me out. Ever since I was a little girl..." Willow: "Ooh. What happened?" Buffy: "I saw a dummy and it wigged me out. There's no story here."
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05-08-15, 12:47 PM
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Rear Admiral
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they make blow up voodoo dolls?
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05-08-15, 12:57 PM
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Silent Hunter
 
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I hope not, imagine the carnage! Pins mixed with saliva, nauseus liquids ( I must stress this is the wifes opinion ) and rubber inflatables........... Ewwww it don't bear thinking about
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05-08-15, 05:02 PM
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Starte das Auto
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 Here's one just right for swampy, and here's Betonov with his...
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05-08-15, 09:56 PM
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Grey Wolf
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05-09-15, 02:32 AM
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Starte das Auto
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 Perfect for STEED...
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05-09-15, 05:24 AM
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Still crazy as ever!
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