2014 Subsim Fantasy Football Reports

[Gut Wrench]

2014 Subsim Fantasy Football
...back in the grind.

Here we go again fans. It's early August and the vermin have begun to surface, knocking their family unconscious in elevators (too soon? ) as they squabble for 16 of the most frustrating and exciting fantasy football weeks we've had since...since December last year. Are you ready to make believe and go long for that imaginary team combination we've all dreamed about, that brings a minimum 140 points each week in the hopes of a win?

It's the 2014 Subsim Fantasy Football competition, where we find out just how good Mister Chris and the London Based Helmand Nighthawks are. Our defending champions, and first champion to remove the Holy Grail from the Land of the Free (since Australia II...but that was sailing) they'll be out to show that their dominating performance in last years play offs, wasn't just a fluke. And we'll be there every game of every week, especially those nasty last two minutes of the Monday night game which forces an entire rewrite of this column. But, we do it not for glory, but for fantasy.

OK, we might do it for a little glory, and even though the season hasn't started, nothing has been written in eight months, and some of the coaches don't even know about this column, I'm going to ask you to do the most important two things you can do today.

DONATE TO SUBSIM...AND NOMINATE SUBSIM FANTASY FOOTBALL FOR BEST OF SUBSIM.

Back to the real game.

We'll start with what we know.

Everyone loves to knock off the defending champion, and before we know the results of the draft, we do know that a debutant to the league, will be playing in London in Week 1. Taking the most original name of Micheal's Team, Coach Michael (who'd have thought it) is one of two newcomers to the league, the other being Coach Wolferz of the Bilge Rats.

Apparently there was a sale at Wamart on matching uniforms for aside from the two newcomers, the returning rookie runner up from last year, the Who Dat Nation and the ReallyDedPoets have all purchase the same uniform helmets of gold with a black star.



Commissioner McBee has not yet made public the location of this years draft, but word has it that there was a considerable exchange of favors for the league to have their draft at "the secret location". The Associates Subsim Writers (ASW) have learned of this location are making the necessary bookings for their berths. Stay turned for more information as Draft Day, August 31, approaches, and teams settle in for the grind to the Torpedo Bowl and to be Champion.