Hard Times

Jimbuna · 09-29-09, 03:54 PM

A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "would you like a juicy rib-eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra.... I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm **********ing starving!"

Biggles · 09-30-09, 10:02 AM

On a side note:

I had sex for the first time not long ago, and I don't really see what the fuzz is all about just yet. I guess it'll get better when I get better

Dowly · 09-30-09, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggles

I had sex for the first time not long ago, and I don't really see what the fuzz is all about just yet.

You're doing it wrong.

antikristuseke · 09-30-09, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggles

On a side note:

I had sex for the first time not long ago, and I don't really see what the fuzz is all about just yet. I guess it'll get better when I get better

Yes it will, but as with everything hyped, it will never be as good as the hype. Also most people doing the hyping probably haven't gotten past masturbation.

Shearwater · 09-30-09, 02:32 PM

Are you kidding? Sex is AWESOME!!

EDIT: Wait a second ...

antikristuseke · 09-30-09, 03:17 PM

Awesome yes, but still overhyped, especialy the importance of losing ones virginity.

martes86 · 09-30-09, 03:36 PM

MothBalls · 09-30-09, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggles

On a side note:

I had sex for the first time not long ago, and I don't really see what the fuzz is all about just yet. I guess it'll get better when I get better

It's actually much better when you're not alone.

Reece · 10-01-09, 12:51 AM

Quote:

It's actually much better when you're not alone.

Yes and atleast avoid looking in the mirror!!

Edit: In your birthday suit!!

Dowly · 10-01-09, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by MothBalls

It's actually much better when you're not alone.

Or sticking it to the pooper.

SteamWake · 10-01-09, 08:11 AM

Wow this thread went to hell in a handbasket.

antikristuseke · 10-01-09, 08:27 AM

Speaking of hands, why exactly is there a smoking smiley at the end of your post?

SteamWake · 10-01-09, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by antikristuseke

Speaking of hands, why exactly is there a smoking smiley at the end of your post?

Cause I'm cool

Dowly · 10-01-09, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteamWake

Cause I'm cool

Smoking just to be cool aint cool, ok?

antikristuseke · 10-01-09, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteamWake

Cause I'm cool

Is that a euphemism?

09-29-09, 03:54 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,461 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Hard Times A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?" He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite." At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?" He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food." Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "would you like a juicy rib-eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?" He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra.... I'm still not hungry." "Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm ********ing starving!" __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!**

09-30-09, 10:02 AM	#2
Biggles Silent Hunter Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sweden (I'm not a Viking...) Posts: 3,529 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	On a side note: I had sex for the first time not long ago, and I don't really see what the fuzz is all about just yet. I guess it'll get better when I get better __________________

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Shearwater Captain Join Date: May 2009 Location: SUBSIM Radio Room (kinda obvious, isn't it) Posts: 542 Downloads: 45 Uploads: 0	Are you kidding? Sex is AWESOME!! EDIT: Wait a second ... Last edited by Shearwater; 09-30-09 at 02:42 PM.

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SteamWake Rear Admiral Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,224 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Wow this thread went to hell in a handbasket. __________________ Follow the progress of Mr. Mulligan : http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=147648

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09-30-09, 03:17 PM	#6
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Awesome yes, but still overhyped, especialy the importance of losing ones virginity.

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martes86 Grey Wolf Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: The Colourful Seville - Spain Posts: 971 Downloads: 18 Uploads: 0

10-01-09, 08:27 AM	#12
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Speaking of hands, why exactly is there a smoking smiley at the end of your post?