Hard Times
 

A woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."


At lunchtime she asked if he would like something. "A bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."


Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "would you like a juicy rib-eye steak and scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra.... I'm still not hungry."


"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm **********ing starving!"

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:


On a side note:

I had sex for the first time not long ago, and I don't really see what the fuzz is all about just yet. I guess it'll get better when I get better:D

You're doing it wrong. :yep:

Yes it will, but as with everything hyped, it will never be as good as the hype. Also most people doing the hyping probably haven't gotten past masturbation.

Are you kidding? Sex is AWESOME!!





EDIT: Wait a second ... :shifty:

Awesome yes, but still overhyped, especialy the importance of losing ones virginity.

:har: :har: :har: :har: :har:

It's actually much better when you're not alone.

Yes and atleast avoid looking in the mirror!!:yep:
Edit: In your birthday suit!!:haha:

Or sticking it to the pooper. :D

Wow this thread went to hell in a handbasket. :|\\

Speaking of hands, why exactly is there a smoking smiley at the end of your post?:D

Cause I'm cool ;)

Smoking just to be cool aint cool, ok? :O:

Is that a euphemism?