The Funeral Procession

Jimbuna · 04-15-09, 03:34 PM

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery.
~
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.
~
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.
~
Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
~
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man
walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be
a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
Whose funeral is it?'
~
'My wife's.
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''What happened to her?'
~
The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her'
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He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?'
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The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying t o help my wife
when the dog turned on her.'
~
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.
~
'Can I borrow the dog?'
~
The man replied, 'Get in line.'

={FH}=Paddy · 04-15-09, 03:44 PM

:rotfl:

Platapus · 04-15-09, 05:43 PM

Never heard that one before

Digital_Trucker · 04-15-09, 05:44 PM

Me, neither. Good one

FIREWALL · 04-15-09, 05:59 PM

HILARIOUS !!!

bookworm_020 · 04-15-09, 07:48 PM

Thinking it over before sending joke onto wife!

04-15-09, 03:34 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,615 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	The Funeral Procession A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. ~ A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. ~ Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. ~ Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file. ~ The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?' ~ 'My wife's. ~ ''What happened to her?' ~ The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her' ~ He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?' ~ The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying t o help my wife when the dog turned on her.' ~ A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men. ~ 'Can I borrow the dog?' ~ The man replied, 'Get in line.' __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-15-09, 03:44 PM	#2
={FH}=Paddy Electrician's Mate Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Dublin - Ireland - 53° 15′ 54.36″ N, 6° 6′ 49.32″ W Posts: 136 Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	:rotfl: __________________ ={Draft beer not people}=

04-15-09, 05:43 PM	#3
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,375 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Never heard that one before __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

04-15-09, 05:44 PM	#4
Digital_Trucker Silent Hunter Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: The Peach State Posts: 4,171 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 10	Me, neither. Good one __________________ RSM-GIEP-Killflags-LV Tribute-Playable Elco __Peace be with you, Dave.

04-15-09, 05:59 PM	#5
FIREWALL Eternal Patrol Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: CATALINA IS. SO . CAL USA Posts: 10,108 Downloads: 511 Uploads: 0	HILARIOUS !!! __________________ RIP FIREWALL I Play GWX. Silent Hunter Who ???

04-15-09, 07:48 PM	#6
bookworm_020 Navy Seal Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Sinking ships off the Australian coast Posts: 5,966 Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Thinking it over before sending joke onto wife! __________________ "There is always one person in any organization who knows whats going on, That person must be fired"

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